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When they saw all the drugs and weapons in the mansion's basement, they decided to set the entire place on fire. Joe and Nicky dragged the screaming and kicking drug lord out through the flames while Nile cleared the way for them as best as she could.
"Somehow," Nicky said sarcastically. "I don't think he appreciates our help."
"You also got that feeling," Joe replied just as sarcastically. "Some people are just ungrateful."
Nile laughed as she kicked a burning chair out of the way. When they got outside, Joe and Nicky dragged the drug lord towards the small forest while Nile got the van for them.
"Listen," Joe said, still in the same sarcastic tone. "If it's a small consolation, I'm pretty sure the insurance will compensate you for your burning mansion. And with the time you're going to spend in jail, you got plenty of time to find a new mansion you can buy once you get out. In like 50 years."
Nicky laughed just as Nile stopped in front of them.
"Get in, boys," Nile said. "And when we have put some distance to it all, I want to know what was so funny."
Joe and Nicky got the drug lord into the van before jumping in themselves. Joe sat down on the drug lord and gagged him while Nicky crawled over onto the front seat. Their mission had taken less than an hour, meaning they could eat dinner back at the safe house. Nicky promised to make spaghetti with meatballs after dropping off the drug lord at the agreed meeting point.