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“And most importantly, I would like to thank Agent Leon Kennedy for his services protecting the country from this threat of ‘Las Plagas’ and for rescuing my daughter.”
Rolling his eyes, Leon slurped his coffee, and changed the channel. He groaned as he readjusted himself on the couch, his body aching. His trip to Spain had left him quite battered, having gotten shot, stabbed, lit on fire, and nearly chainsawed. He still had bandages all over from all the situations he and Ashley had gotten into.
When he made his return to the States with the president’s daughter in tow, there was quite a bit of fanfare. After all, it’s not every day that the President’s kidnapped daughter returns with evidence of a conspiracy to overthrow the Presidency with bugs. And of course, Leon loved the attention. What Leon loved less, was to find that he had gotten kicked out of his apartment without notice. So, he did the only thing he could think of, and decided to show up unannounced at the Redfield’s doorstep, much to the delight of Claire and the disdain of Chris.
But it had now been a week living in the spare bedroom of the Redfield Residence, and Leon was bored out of his mind. There were plenty of entertaining things to do, but unfortunately, Chris didn’t let Leon touch his rocket launcher. Or his numerous guns. Or the random tank he was building in the garage. So, that left nothing else to do but surf channels, hoping that there was something interesting on.
*BZZT*
(Ashley)
“Hey”
“Yo”
“How you doing?”
“Eh”
“Im bored”
“Still stuck at your friend’s house?”
“Yeah”
“He won’t let me touch any of his things”
“They are his things”
“And I certainly wouldn’t let you touch any of my belongings”
“What?”
“Why not?”
“Have you seen yourself?”
“Excuse you?”
“Have you seen your hair?”
“My hair is perfect”
“Its ugly”
“And it makes you look emo”
“*It’s”
“How dare you”
“My hair is amazing”
“I will tell your father you said that.”
“Unfortunately for you, he’s the president” “Good luck trying to get an opportunity to talk to him”
“That’s okay”
“I’ll just text him.”