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Dazai spins in his chair, slightly buzzed from the alcohol. His stomach feels warm, and he has a small smile on his face that won't go away. Dazai takes another sip of whiskey, and stares at the empty seat next to him.
He has been missing oda more than he'd like to admit. Dazai frowns at the thought of it. He picks his glass back up and drinks the rest of it before calling the bartender over.
"Can I have another glass?"
"This is your 5th glass... " the bartender sighs "but since you're paying, sure"
he takes Dazai's glass and walks over to some place behind the counter to pour another glass of whiskey for dazai.
"Here you go" he says place the drink next to Dazai
"Thank you" dazai smiles at him before taking a big sip.
Dazai doesn't know how much time has passed, or how many more drinks he ordered, but he is aware of one thing, and that is that he's definitely drunk.
Dazai keeps spinning in his chair. He has a smile on his face.
He plays with the ice in his empty cup, until he hears the door to the bar open and then slam. The sound is foot steps get louder, dazai looks over to see a not very happy chuuya.
"I finally fucking found you" chuuya stands in front of him, crossing his arms.
"hii chuuyaa~" dazai smiles so big at the sight of chuuya
He sighs loudly "how much have you had to drink" his pinches the bridge of his nose
"I've only had like 2 drinks"
He rolls his eyes at Dazai's comment "Likely story"
Dazai looks at him opening his mouth to speak before chuuya cuts dazai off "anyways, I'm here to pick you up, the detective agency choose me for some fucking reason to come collect you"
Dazai laughs slightly at what chuuya had to say "and how'd you know where to find me~"
"Well, " chuuya sighs "if the agency doesn't know where you're at, and if you're not at your place or my place, there's only a few other places you'd be"
"I didn't know you had a brain!!" Dazai smiles brightly
Chuuya groans "I think it's time I take you home"
"Nooo, can I just have one more drinkk"
"I think you've had quite enough" chuuya is starting to lose his patience.
"Pleaseee~"
"No" chuuya says coldly for stepping forward to be closer to dazai so he could bring him home "I'm not afraid to drag you out of here"
"Chuuya no wait don't" dazai wraps his arms around chuuyas waist
This makes chuuya feel... Weird? He doesn't know what it is.
"No, dazai" chuuya reaches into his pockets to pull out his card to pay since he already knows dazai hasn't. He See's the bartender walking over, so he hands him his card.
"Chuuyaaaa~" dazai says in an annoying pitched voice. Chuuya retrieves his card from the bartender and looks at dazai.
"Let me go" chuuya has lost his patience at this point "we are leaving right fucking now"
"But-" chuuya covers dazai mouth with his hand
"Nope, I don't care what you say, we're going" chuuya starts to pick dazai up to carry him out since he knows dazai won't leave on his own.
"Put me down, slug"
"Absolutely not" chuuya is now carrying dazai on his back "you're going home"
Dazai sighs loudly "can I pleasee go to your placeee, pleaseeee~"
"Why would you want to go to my place...? " chuuya is confused at the request
"Because, it's soooo much better than mine!!"
"Do you actually think I'd take you to my place?"
"Pleaseee, I won't stop asking until you say Yess"
"I will kill you if you do"
"Pleaseee chuuyaaa, pleaseeeee"
"Oh god you're actually doing it"
Dazai keeps saying please in an annoying voice until chuuya complies
Chuuya walks out of bar Lupin with dazai still on his back "god your heavy"
"That's so mean, I'm very light, hat rack"
"Whatever you say dumbass"
Dazai wraps his arms around chuuya and berries his head in chuuyas neck.
Chuuya feels his face warm up, but he tries to pretend it's just because it's hot out, even though it was very far from hot.
They make it to chuuyas apartment door "I need you to get off so I can get my keys"
"Hmmm, no" dazai smiles before slipping one of his hands in chuuyas pocket
"What are you doing asshole?!" Dazai pulls out the key and hands it to him, replacing his arm to where it was originally.
Chuuya stands there for a second trying to process what happened, before he just unlocked the door.
When chuuya enters his apartment, he immediately walks over to the couch and sets dazai on it
"I need to change and get you some different clothes, so stay here and don't touch anything. If I find out you did, I will kill you" chuuya turns around and walks towards his bedroom.
When dazai hears the click of the door closing he looks around chuuyas dimly light apartment, it smelt like some candle chuuya had probably lit early.
Dazai enjoyed the feeling of comfort he got from being at chuuyas apartment. It felt more like home than anything, though he'd never admit that out loud.
He kicks his shoes off and looks over at chuuya kitchen area. There are dishes gathering up in the sink, and things spread out on the table, it appears to be papers which are probably documents.
He was about to get up before he heard a door open and close, right after he heard that he saw chuuya walk out in an oversized shirt and shorts while holding some clothes for dazai.
"Here you go, shithead" chuuya throws the clothes at him
"Where can I change, unless chibi wanted me to do it right here in front of him" dazai started giggling
Chuuya got flustered at his comment "you can just change in my room" he stepped aside to make room for Dazai
Dazai got up while holding the clothes, he walked to chuuyas room, and entered
The lights were dim and there were clothes everywhere on the floor. Dazai didn't really care and began to take his clothes off to put the different ones on.
Dazai feels a sense of warmth in his face when he sees himself in chuuyas clothes, and he doubts it's from the alcohol.
He decided to throw his other clothes on one of the many piles of chuuyas clothes.
Dazai walked out of chuuyas room back to the living room, he spotted chuuya sitting on the couch while on his phone, he was trying to tell what he was doing, but then chuuya turned around.
He stared at dazai for a moment before saying something "Oh you're sleeping on the couch btw"
"Why" dazai frowns slightly
"Because I don't want your weird ass in my bed" chuuya turns back to his phone
"But chuuyaaaa" he pitched his voice up in a mocking manner
"No" chuuya doesn't look up from his phone
Dazai walked over to where chuuya was sitting, and draped himself over chuuya legs "pleaseee"
Chuuya shoves dazai off him "fuck no"
"Ow that hurttt" dazai sits up now on the floor
"Well maybe don't lay yourself over me"
"Well all I want to do is sleep in a bed"
"Yeah, my bed, I already don't want you in my apartment, so you can sleep on the couch"
"Please, slug"
"Hmmm, if I do, will you shut the fuck up?"
Dazai smiles "yes I will"
Chuuya let's out a sigh "Fine."
"Thank you, chibi"
"It's whatever, but it's getting late, I'm going to bed." Chuuya stands up and starts walking to his bedroom with dazai following behind him
Chuuya walked into his bedroom and fully turned the lights off. He walked over to his bed and got under the covers. Chuuya felt something next to him, it was dazai.
The next morning chuuya woke up and felt something warm wrapped around him.
it took chuuya a moment for him to realize what the warm feeling was, it was dazais arms wrapped around chuuya.
He felt his stomach do backflips, and his face went slightly red.
While chuuya was trying to figure out what to do, dazai woke up and immediately moved.
They sit in silence for a moment until dazai breaks the silence "Does this mean I have gingervites now...? "
Chuuya looked over at dazai "I hate you"