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1. Because Hermione Granger Was Just Fine With Books by 0tree0

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Lumione - Freeform
   • LuciusMalfoyintheMuggleworld
   • tongueincheek
   • it'snotthatserious
   • Age Difference
   • Alcohol

   Summary

   Hermione Granger has given up on romance, she's just fine with books thank you very much. What she doesn't anticipate is an epilogue involving Lucius Malfoy, thigh high boots and a taxi full of drunk students.

   This is absolutely not cannon compliant, and should be consumed with a healthy sense of humour.

   Formerly posted on FF.net, spruced up and tweaked a bit for AO3.

   Language:

   English

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   2,043

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   1/1

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