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(To the tune of 50 Ways to Say Goodbye)
Each time the author describes how a character died that character would be dancing on screen
Author: My mind was paralyzed
project was oversized
Asked my friends for help like I should
You said, "this could be neat
That it's not hard, to see"
You leave right now for your own good
That's cool, but if you suggest that to me, I'm gonna say
She's gone down with elytra
burned in the nether
Fell for a pit trap that was full of quicksand
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I don't know what to write!
She lost a fight underwater
Fell and no one caught 'im
I have even thrown her against a cliff wall
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I'm all out of lines
And ways to make them die!
My mind still feels the sting
I have tried everything
Someday I'll find a way that works (a way that works)
Don't think I'm trying man?
Not a lot of them left
How could I, I have done that one
That's cool, but if you suggest that to me, I'm gonna say
He was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a dragon
Got blasted by a girl that looked like Sidon!
Character: Help me, help me,
Author: I'm don't know what to write
He dried up in the desert
Drowned in a bucket
Stabbed to death on a high up cliff side
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I'm all out of lines
And ways to make them die
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Oh-oh
I need to end a thousand lives but
you can't help the way I need you to help too
you can't think it through
That's cool, but if you suggest that to me, I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if you suggest that to me, I'm gonna say
She's gone down with elytra
burned in the nether
Fell for a pit trap that was full of quicksand
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I don't know what to write!
She lost a fight underwater
Fell and no one caught 'im
I have even thrown her against a cliff wall
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I'm all out of lines
He was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a dragon
Got blasted by a girl that looked like Sidon!
Character: Help me, help me,
Author: I'm don't know what to write
He dried up in the desert
Drowned in a bucket
Stabbed to death on a high up cliff side
Character: Help me, help me!
Author: I'm all out of lines
And ways to make them die