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Kaveh,
Knowing you, you’re probably enjoying your time alone.
Make sure to actually get some work done and don’t lie in bed all day like the procrastinator I know you are.
Also, just remember, if you get excessively drunk in Lambad’s tavern, just remember that no one will be there to carry you home, so if you’re going to get drunk, do it at home.
You’re probably opening the fridge in search of food because you’re too lazy to cook anything or get takeout, so I made some pita pockets and Calla Lily soup, they’re in the fridge. They should last you for about a month. Have them when you miss me (which is highly unlikely).
Your housemate,
Alhaitham.