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1. The Sexiest Sex Scene of All Time by pacificcleanershrimp

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • OFC/OMC
   • Dorcas
   • Fufdurrsckeps
   • Porn With Plot
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • 69 (Sex Position)
   • BDSM
   • Bondage
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • TW calculus
   • TW improv
   • Assassination Plot(s)
   • Dream Sequence
   • lovebombing
   • Can a whale play a saxophone?
   • I never got sex ed but I sure did my best on this
   • Original Character(s)
   • Original Universe
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • No beta we die like my dignity
   • hashtag ball physics

   Summary

   Dorcas and Fufdurrsckeps, the third and fourth sexiest people in SexysexLand, have a clandestine meeting in the night, but there's more at stake than just their relationship. Can they save the king, or is the task too hard? Can Dorcas take off all 50 of her pairs of pants in time? Why is his name Fufdurrsckeps? All this and more will be revealed...

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   English

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