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June 20th, 2023
K: @everyone
Enanan: I'm not home, what's up
Amia:
Amia: what up chat
Enanan: Can you please stop posting that picture whenever somebody pings you
Enanan: It really gets on my fucking nerves
Amia: sorry
Amia: its just
Amia: in ocarina of time when link turns to the camera and hits that pose
Amia: literally a top ten moment in gaming for me
K: i've played ocarina of time and that doesnt happen stop saying it does
Amia: it doesnt happen on 3ds it only happened on n64
K: amia i also played it on n64 i used an emulator
K: just because i prefer 3ds doesnt mean i havent played the original
Amia: it was an anti-piracy thing it doesnt show on emulators
Yuki: 😶
K: hiiii
Yuki: Hello K
Yuki: What's going on here
Enanan: Amia posted the fucking picture again
Yuki: The Link picture?
Yuki: That was my favorite part of Ocarina of Time
K: oh god dammit
Enanan: Are you guys are done talking about a 20+ year old game
Amia: yeah i guess so.
Amia: when you put it like that though it sounds like your dissing the goat just because its old it doesnt mean its any less of a masterclass of storytelling within its medium
Yuki: You're*
K: this is you
Yuki: That's not funny K
K: sorry
K: ily
Enanan: Okay but I seriously want to know why the @ everyone
Yuki: I love you too
K: oh right
Amia: the thrill of ocarina of time discourse makes me forget things sometimes
Yuki: I personally don't think it aged the greatest
K: by the looks of it, the views for our new song online is off the charts
Amia: how about you say that to my fucking face Yuki
K: hasn't overtaken the last yet, but in due time its sure to surpass it
K: im sure of it
K: youtube statistics never lie
K: so i think a celebration is to be in order, you know the usual
K: but tbh i havent been feeling the usual cafe
Enanan: Really? That's not like you.
K: when you eat at the same cafe for like two years straight it gets kinda stale
Yuki: I think Ocarina of Time hasn't aged well, while I admit the storytelling is rather impressive and innovative for the first open world adventure game of its scope that does not excuse the lackluster gameplay and formulaic combat @Amia
Amia: arguing with me about zelda is like arguing to jesus about the fucking bible let's tussle
Enanan: STOP
K: !mute @Amia
Mee6: Amia has been muted. Reason: Unspecified
Enanan: Oh my God thank you
K: i was thinking you all could come over, maybe we could do some cooking in the backyard
K: and by we i mean you guys
K: i am afraid to operate the grill
Yuki: It really is not that difficult
K: r u sure
K: can u like
K: teach me
Yuki: Sure
K: !unmute @Amia
Mee6: Amia is now unmuted
Amia: you suck at flirting
Enanan: I have art tutoring tomorrow. Can't do it, sorry
Enanan: Perhaps another day?
Amia: yeah i also gotta flake
Enanan: What
Amia: sorry guys
Yuki: What do you even have to do
Yuki: You criminally do nothing all day
Amia: hm
Amia: you see
Amia: theres this anime airing its in the final season
Amia: and like its not the same if i just record it i gotta be there in the moment you know
K: let me get this straight, youre flaking so you can watch anime?
Amia: please dont put it like that i sound like such a massive douchebag
K: that isnt how i put it, you yourself put it like that
Yuki: @K I'd like to come over anyways
K: are you sure? even if its just us?
Yuki: Yes
Yuki: I like spending time with you
K: >//<
Yuki: Hehe
Enanan: Barf.
Amia: you two were made for each other both of you are terrible at flirting and both have shit ocarina of time opinions
K: we are not starting this again
K: !mute @Amia
Mee6: Amia has been muted. Reason: Unspecified
June 21st, 2023
K: @everyone
Enanan: Why was I pinged
Amia:
Enanan: ...
K: yuki and i had a great time
K: wish u guys couldve joined us </3
Enanan: Sorry, really :(
Amia: did u two kiss
K: 50/50 take a guess
Amia: no
K: yes
Amia: dammit
Amia: i placed a bet to my yakuza buddy tetsuo on this k i dont have the money to pay him
Amia: my poor wife and kids are gonna suck on a 9 millimeter pacifier because of you
Amia: and by 9 millimeter pacifier i mean a fucking gun
K: that is not my problem
Amia: you break my heart
Enanan: @Amia You have a wife?
Amia: you are my wife
Enanan: WHAT
K: we actually got a really cute photo together do u guys wanna see
Enanan: Sure!
Amia: go nuts son
Amia: staple that shit to the refrigerator, gold sticker
K: @Yuki can you send the picture?
Yuki: 👍
Yuki: Barbecue
K: thanks yuki