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I sat down at my desk and sighed. I didn’t know where to start.
Azul had instructed me to write an essay about being his discord kitten, but how am I supposed to make an essay about that? I ponder to myself, crossing my legs and bringing a hand to my chin in a “the thinker” like motion.
I nod, and begin writing.
“In this essay, I will explain what a discord kitten is, how one should act, and why I would be the perfect kitten for Azul.”
I look at my work, dissatisfied. It’s been half an hour and this is all I’ve managed to write.
I sigh yet again, and take a sip of my iced vanilla latte. Hmm.. Azul would love this; i think to myself. I continue writing.
“A discord kitten, to quote urban dictionary, is “a female or even a male who is submissive over a moderator and meows for them. “ : "look at that guy” he has a discord kitten protecting him" they often cling to generous people, and give them attention in hopes for getting something back, in most cases it being “nitro” discord’s vip service that allows you to post custom emotes and change your server banner. To cling to someone for gain is something I do not find myself to do, however otherwise the description fits me well. I believe I would be a discord kitten of top notch quality. I have minecraft, and can match profile pictures to show off to my discord mods friends. I can also meow in vc, and act like a cute cat.”
I look back at my writing, pleased. Finally, some good content. I finish my iced coffee and look at the time.
It’s 10pm. So late already I think to myself.
Almost my bedtime. Azul never likes it when I sleep early, he calls me a baby and tells me I’m not allowed to sleep. It’s understandable, but I can’t function on less than 8 hours of that sweet sweet snooze unless I down two espressos minimum in the morning.
Most times I stay up later anyway, because I really enjoy talking to azul. He’s so cute when he’s tired, when he can’t keep up the facade of hating me. I quickly snap out of my thoughts and start writing again.
“I believe Azul would gain a lot from me being his kitten. Aside from continuous attention I could match discord statuses with him, making him feel special. I can also wish him a good morning and a good night daily. Without any cost at that! Many people are greedy and rude, and I’m not like that. That’s my essay on why I would be a great discord kitten “
I kick my chair further from my laptop, and look at my screen with pride. I finished it! Finally.
I let out a satisfied sigh, and start spinning on my chair. “Oh man I hope he likes it” I think to myself. I’m sure he will. He’s really nice. I get up, and close my laptop, making sure to save the work I did before that.
I get on my phone and publish my work. Done and dusted. Can’t wait for the feedback.
I’m so happy to be his discord kitten.