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Principle Nezu thought it would be an ordinary afternoon. He was getting ready for the upcoming school year with brand new students aspiring to become heroes. He didn’t however picture his afternoon spent with.... whoever these people were.
“So,” Aizawa said, stern as ever. “How did you get here exactly?”
Sitting across from Nezu and Aizawa were two very peculiar individuals who showed up out of nowhere on UA property. One wore a straw hat and sandals, while the other was dressed like a samurai with green hair wielding three swords. One could’ve mistaken them for Pros with the way they dressed.
“I told you,” said the Strawhat one. “We got lost.”
“What do you mean by that?” Asked Nezu.
“What does it sound like?” The samurai is clearly already tired of this conversation. “We got separated from our crew on a new island and ended up here.”
“Man, I’m starving...” Strawhat slumped in his seat, his stomach grumbling loudly. “Hey, little bear got any meat?”
Aizawa was growing impatient with these two. “Who are you two? Vigilantes?”
“Vigil-what? We’re pirates. I’m Monkey D. Luffy and I’m gonna be King Of The Pirates!!!! And this is Roronoa Zoro the best swordsman a captain could ask for!”
“Yo” Said Zoro.
Captain? Aziawa thought
“Well, King Of The Pirates-”
“Call me Luffy. I’m not king yet.”
“Alright,” Nezu continued. “Luffy. Based on what our scientists discovered is that there was a temporary dimensional rift that opened up between dimensions. This rift must’ve caused you to be displaced in another world-” Nezu was cut short by the loud snoring of the two pirates.
Aizawa violently hit the desk. “Wake up! This is serious.”
“Geez we get it,” Zoro said, not even bothering to open his eyes. “ Blah blah blah science we’re stuck here till further notice.”
“Yeah,” Luffy agreed. “Discovery and desmemerable.”
“Dimensional”
“That’s what I said.”
Somehow Zoro had already fallen back asleep and was back to snoring loudly.
Aizawa wanted to curl up and never leave his sleeping bag. “This is going to be a long year.....”
“Hey, eyebags can we get some meat in here? I’m hungry.”
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Hours passed of the four making absolutely no progress. Aizawa’s eyebags progressively got darker and deeper and Nezu realizes what true madness is like.
“A devil fruit?” Nezu inquired.
“yUh I ate the gomu gomu fruit and now I’m a rubber man” Luffy grabbed the side of his cheek smiling widely as it stretched. “See? SHISHISHISHI”
“I see.” Aizawa observed. “That seems to be a lot like our quirks. And what about you Zoro? Do you possess a similar power?”
“Huh? Nah I’m his swordsman”
“So, no special abilities at all?”
“Zoro doesn’t need any superpowers” Luffy smiled. “He’s crazy strong as he is!”
Zoro smiled at this comment. “What are these quirks you all keep talking about by the way?”
Nezu and Aizawa exchanged concerned looks. Everyone knows what quirks are, its weird when someone doesn’t know about them. Though, to them, Devil Fruits but be their version of quirks.
“They’re genetic mutations,” Nezu said. “There are three different types, each granting the user a unique ability. For me, my quirk grants me a great amount of intelligence, while Aizawa over here is able to nullify any quirk with a single look.”
“Woah, that’s cool! Wait so your power isn’t being a little bear?”
“Does that mean he was a mouse who got smart? Creepy.”
Luffy couldn’t help but get excited about this new world. “Shishishishi! Man, does everyone have magnetic persuasions here?”
“Genetic mutations” Nezu corrected. “And about 80% of the population”
“Is that a lot?” Luffy asked.
“Sounds like a good few” Zoro said.
“Can we get some food now? Preferably meat”
“And some booze”
This continued for a long while.
“Right,” Said Nezu. “I think the best course of action is to keep a close eye on you two and have you enroll in our school.”
“Nah, we’ll pass.” They said in unison.
“Schools boring,” Luffy added.
“Yeah, screw that.” Said Zoro.
“It’s not a normal school,” Aizawa assured. “Our academy is committed to training the next generation of Pro Heroes. It’s not going to be a walk in the park but we are the best of the best”
“Hmmmm.” Luffy thought. “Nah still pass.”
Zoro nodded. “We’re pirates, not heroes.”
Aizawa was dumbfounded.
“Look heroes are cool n all” Luffy said “But I don’t like sharing my meat.”
This only confused Aizawa even more. “Do you people not have heroes where you are from?”
“I mean we have the Navy but they’re kind of jerks. OH There’s Sogeking!”
“Idiot,” Zoro mumbled.
This was tricky. Nezu wanted to keep these two close in case they caused any trouble, but also to send them home as soon as possible. Something was also off about the two that Nezu couldn’t quite put his little animal paw on. He didn’t want to let these two out of his sight but how to make them stay.... he didn’t want to force them and make an enemy. They didn’t seem like the kind of people who like to be told what to do.
“We’ll give you unlimited meat and booze.”
Luffy and Zoro's head shot up “Deal.”