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[Yaotome Gaku] to [Kujo Tenn]
Yaotome Gaku: ... Help
Kujo Tenn: Later, you know I'm working
Yaotome Gaku: The sink plug is stuck
Kujo Tenn: ...?
Kujo Tenn: What did you do
Yaotome Gaku: Don't just assume it's my fault
Kujo Tenn: You're the only one at home
Yaotome Gaku: okay yeah but
Yaotome Gaku: You know how you can plug the sink
Yaotome Gaku: By pressing the plug down
Kujo Tenn: Yes I know. I live there.
Yaotome Gaku: Brat
Yaotome Gaku: Well I pressed the plug down and it won't come back up
Kujo Tenn: why
Yaotome Gaku: You don't need to know that to fix this don't you???
Kujo Tenn: The staff are calling, go google something or ask Ryu
Yaotome Gaku: Don't just leave like that
Yaotome Gaku: I can see you're still reading this
Yaotome Gaku: Don't leave me on read???
Yaotome Gaku: You're such a brat
[Yaotome Gaku] added [Kujo Tenn] and 14 others to the chat.
Kujo Tenn: oh my god
Kujo Tenn: Are you serious
Yaotome Gaku: You left me on read I had no choice
Yaotome Gaku: Also didn't the staff just call for you
Kujo Tenn: Irrelevant
Kujo Tenn: Just go ask Ryu for help it's not that hard
Yaotome Gaku: It's Ryu!!
Yaotome Gaku: He's way too nice and he's been real busy lately
Yaotome Gaku: Do you want to disturb him in a time like this
Kujo Tenn: Fair point
Nikaido Yamato: I hate to interrupt
Nikaido Yamato: But what on earth is this group even for
Yaotome Gaku: the sink is stuck
Izumi Mitsuki: ????
Izumi Mitsuki: How did your sink get stuck
Izumi Mitsuki: Actually
Izumi Mitsuki: Shouldn't it be stuck
Izumi Mitsuki: you know
Izumi MItsuki: to the wall
Kujo Tenn: The sink plug is stuck
Kujo Tenn: He can't get it out
Yaotome Gaku: Now the sink is just a pool of water
Kujo Tenn: I won't be the one cleaning this when I get back
Yaotome Gaku: brat
Yaotome Gaku: Didn't you say you're at work
Yaotome Gaku: Why are you so active
Kujo Tenn: How about we concentrate on fixing the sink first
Inumaru Touma: Try hitting it
Inumaru Touma: That's how mine got fixed the last time it was clogged
Yaotome Gaku: fuck
Yaotome Gaku: that hurt
Kujo Tenn: Language
Izumi Iori: Language
Yaotome Gaku: I'm 22
Nikaido Yamato: Yeah and there are children in this chat
Isumi Haruka: ? People already cuss a lot in school though
Isumi Haruka: It's nothing new
Isumi Haruka: We're almost 18 anyway
Izumi Iori: Being a child is not something only measured in age, Isumi-san.
Izumi Iori: We weren't only referring to Yotsuba-san.
Yotsuba Tamaki: Oi!
Nikaido Yamato: If I have to get languaged by Ichi so do you Yaotome
Izumi Mitsuki: Back to the point
Izumi Mitsuki: Did it work?
Yaotome Gaku: No.
Yaotome Gaku: It's still stuck
Yaotome Gaku: Also there's water over the counter and floor now
Kujo Tenn: You better clean all this up before Ryu gets back
Yaotome Gaku: I'm trying!!
Inumaru Touma: huh
Inumaru Touma: It usually works for me sorry
Yaotome Gaku: It's fine
Natsume Minami: Try looking up how to unplug your sink
Yaotome Gaku: It thinks it's the pipe that's stuck
Yaotome Gaku: The pipe is fine it's just
Yaotome Gaku: The plug
Izumi Mitsuki: RIP
Yuki: 
Yuki: look Momo
Yuki: it's you
Momo: ♡♡♡♡ Aww darling!! (*≧∀≦*)
Momo: But this isn't DMs!
Yuki: oh
Nikaido Yamato: Glad you noticed
Yuki: doesn't matter
Yuki: everyone should look at Momo bird
Yuki: what is this group even for
Nikaido Yamato: Just backread
> [Yaotome Gaku: It thinks it's the pipe that's stuck]
Natsume Minami: Try different search terms
Natsume Minami: If that still doesn't work then I can't help you
Yaotome Gaku: Yeah thanks
Yaotome Gaku: But the sink is still clogged!!
Momo: Have you tried using a plunger?
Momo: To plunge the plug
Yaotome Gaku: !!! Great idea Momo-san
Yaotome Gaku: @Kujo Tenn Where did you put the plunger
Kujo Tenn: Try the bathroom
Kujo Tenn: It's probably in a cabinet somewhere
Izumi Mitsuki: Man.
Izumi Mitsuki: I remember when our sink was clogged too
Izumi Mitsuki: Except it wasn't our sink, but our shower
Nikaido Yamato: oh god just when I was about to forget
Nikaido Yamato: We nearly flooded the entire dorm
Rokuya Nagi: It was a great tragedy of mankind.
Izumi Mitsuki: Some of Nagi's Cocona merch got soaked
Rokuya Nagi: Their loss will be felt forever and I will never be the same again.
Nanase Riku: I'm sorry!! (⋟﹏⋞)
Izumi Iori: Really
Izumi Iori: Don't you pay attention and notice that the water isn't draining?
Izumi Iori: And then turn off the tap like a normal person.
Nanase Riku: I did notice!
Nanase Riku: But it was just too late at the time
Izumi Iori: ...
Izumi Mitsuki: I can hear Iori sighing through the screen lol
Yaotome Gaku: @Kujo Tenn Where's the plunger???
Kujo Tenn: In the bathrooms?
Yaotome Gaku: Well it's not there
Kujo Tenn: Look harder then
Yaotome Gaku: I already did!!
Midou Torao: Can't you call the plumber
Natsume Minami: No, the plumber only deals with the pipe.
Natsume Minami: There is nothing wrong with the pipe, just the sink plug.
Isumi Haruka: This is such a mess
Yotsuba Tamaki: @Osaka Sogo Ask Ban-chan, he knows everything.
Osaka Sogo: Banri-san said something might have jammed it
Osaka Sogo: And to use something like a screwdriver to shimmy it out
Yuki: oh yeah i remember
Yuki: that flat i shared with Ban always had issues
Yaotome Gaku: !! Good idea!!
Yaotome Gaku: Tell your manager I said thanks!
Yotsuba Tamaki: 
Nikaido Yamato: So it's been a while now
Nikaido Yamato: @Yaotome Gaku Did you ever unplug your sink plug
Yaotome Gaku: Yes
Yaotome Gaku: After a long struggle
Kujo Tenn: Bombing my DMs in the meanwhile
Momo: Ban-san saves the day!
Yuki: this world will collapse without Ban