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1. How to Sleep 101 by cynicalTirade

   Fandoms: Real Person Fiction  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   15 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ted Nivison
   • Plushophilia
   • Gooning
   • Edging
   • Begging
   • Humiliation
   • if you squint there is
   • Corruption
   • Not Beta Read
   • We Die Like Men
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Sex Toys
   • Eventual Smut
   • Masturbation
   • Shame
   • Addiction Themes
   • relapse themes
   • Paranoia

   Summary

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   short explanation: Ted is an insomniac and uses something that's clearly not a sex toy as a sex toy
   long explanation: Ted can't sleep but doesn't want to jerk off alone. He decides to used a plush (stuffed animal of a rabbit) to jack off instead. hijinks ensue.

   DISCLAIMER: I only condone the "usuage" of STUFFED animals (not taxidermy, mind you). Zoophiles DNI. Otherwise, if you don't like, don't read - plushophilia doesn't hurt the plush lover nor anyone else so it's fine (enough) in my books.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,229

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Kudos:

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