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The Pokemon-Chat-inator

Summary:

Clemont unlocked the chat.

Clemont: Test #1
0025: 08y9gjo4ej(#*
0701: vdsihoo 018jsd)
0663: dskfJS I!@*!29k1 73ook xz
Clemont: Oh dear.

Notes:

Revert back to cringe, return the chatfics
This takes place after the events of season 2

Clemont - Science!!
Pikachu - 0025
Frogadier - 0657
Talonflame - 0663
Hawlucha - 0701

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Science!! added 0025 and 3 others to Unnamed.

Science!! locked the chat.

Science!! changed their name to Clemont.

Clemont: Hello pokemon! After months of research, I’ve created a chat function for all of you to use inside and outside of your pokeballs, which is all accessible in the watch I made all of you wear last week. Meaning that you are now capable of communicating with each other whether you’re in your pokeballs or not. I call it the ‘Pokemon-Chat-inator’!
For now, it will only be you 4 as to not stress out the system.
If you press the ‘question mark’ icon on your screen, it will show you a thorough tutorial on how to use all of its functions. The tutorial also includes a guide on different symbols and slangs humans use when texting so all of you can try it out. I will allow 15 minutes of silence for all of you to figure out how to use the watch, then I will unlock the chat. However, it is still a little rough, so a few tests will be conducted afterwards.

 

Clemont: I hope you all understand how to use it now! Now let the testing phase begin!

Clemont unlocked the chat.

Clemont: Test #1

0025: 08y9gjo4ej(#*

0701: vdsihoo 018jsd)

0663: dskfJS I!@*!29k1 73ook xz

Clemont: Oh dear.
Hang on everyone, I’ll fix this.

0657:  39 o82ewr3o 95jdswor

0663:  $8u!$-%;!

Clemont locked the chat.

 

Clemont: Okay let's try this again.

Clemont unlocked the chat.

Clemont: Test #2

0663: YO$ Wh&TS u9PP)

0025: H@ii!

0701: +el!o e%ry11ne

0657: oh w7f

Clemont: Well, its semi-legible now!
This is going to take just a few more minutes everybody. Brb!

Clemont locked the chat.

 

Clemont: HI EVERYONEE!! >.<
[👋x4]

Clemont: My apologies, Bonnie got onto my computer.

 

Clemont unlocked the chat.

Clemont: Test, (hopefully last), #3

0663: Youre a fake ass bitch bubbles

0657: tf did I do

fuck you too 

0025: Please dont fight already..

0701: No cursing in front of Noibat

Clemont: Do not worry, Hawlucha! I predicted that this would happen, so I made the decision to not add Noivern into the group chat. These two are free to bicker as they please :)

0701: Oh
Fro called Talon an overcooked turkey yesterday

0663: YOU DICK

0657: I FUCKING MEANT IT TOO

0025: What-

0663: SANPEI’S GRENINJA IS A BETTER FRIEND THAN YOU COULD EVER BE

0657: YOU’RE WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT

Clemont muted 0663 and 0657 for 30 minutes.

Clemont: As much as I love finally being able to understand you all, I'm afraid I have to pause this, as to not stress out the system too much. I'm also going to do a few more renovations to the system before I allow all of you to talk freely.

0025: Science is so amazing! :D

0701: I never even thought that this was possible

0025: Well Clemont’s amazing too, so thats why its possible

Clemont: You sound just like Ash, Pikachu

0025: Awwww thank you

Clemont changed 0025’s name to Pikachu.

Clemont changed 0657’s name to Frogadier.

Clemont changed 0663’s name to Talonflame.

Clemont changed 0701’s name to Hawlucha.

Clemont: Now its easier to tell all of you apart except for your pokedex numbers.
Before I go, feel free to change names of each other or the group chat as you please. You all have permission to do so! Muting/Unmuting, locking chat, etc, is special permission I'm only giving to Pikachu. However, if you ever want to add a new member to the group chat, please tell me in person since it is a lot more tricky to do.
I will still be part of the group chat, as it won't exist without me. But I won't be checking in unless one of you tells me, so that you can have fun without worrying about me spectating.
Now if you excuse me, I will be ranting about this amazing discovery to my little sister, Ash, and Serena.
Goodbye everyone!
[❤️] [ 👋x2]

Pikachu: Bye Clemont!

Hawlucha: I will see you tomorrow

Clemont gave Pikachu admin.

Clemont unmuted Frogadier and Talonflame.

Clemont went offline.

Pikachu: Isnt he amazing?!

Talonflame: bro why does Pikachu get admin but I dont

Frogadier: You know why

Hawlucha: You know why

Frogadier: JINX
Now you owe me head
[📸]

Hawlucha: ???

Talonflame: AYO????????????????

Pikachu: What…

Frogadier: JOKING
Unless

Hawlucha: No unless

Frogadier: Man is a little bromance not allowed in this establishment

Talonflame: this place is homophobic lets get out of here Bubbs

Frogadier: Yeah real(Dont call me that)

Hawlucha: Im not homophobic I just dont appreciate how lewd you suddenly started acting

Frogadier: You’re oppressing my gay thoughts which means you hate gay people

Hawlucha: I dont hate gay people I hate this gay person

Talonflame: LMAOOO

Frogadier: D AMN

Pikachu: I dont know whats happening…