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    Tobirama is willing to bet that he is fighting the urge to facepalm. Which is fair, he can't help but think. Most people have that urge around him. That or violence.

    “So just to be clear. You summoned me… a being from hell… to be the perfect date to your family reunion in exchange for your soul.”

    “I don’t need the perfect date. In fact, I need the opposite of a perfect date. Regarding the soul, if I have one, sure it’s all yours.”

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