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Twice had walked through Kurogiri. Again. He had been sleep walking for the past week or so, every time waking up in a different place, farther and farther from the base.
The first night, he woke up in the nearest alley on a pile of garbage.
The next night, he woke up in the convenience store.
The night after that, he woke up in the police station.
The night after that night, he woke up on the other side of Hosu.
And tonight, he woke up in the middle of a fight in another universe. “Damn… the escalation is crazy.” He said, extremely glad that he fell asleep with his cuffs that night. He ducked and dodged between people with guns, making a clone of Shigaraki to help him. He felt very energetic as he fought the bad guys. Good guys..? Whatever, he didn’t have enough time to think, as-
“IT’S OVER, DEADPOOL!” Someone behind him yelled, as he felt the barrel of the gun on the back of his head. Who? What? When? Where? How?..wait, backtrack. “Who’s Deadpool?”
“Is this another one of your tricks?! Why do you look so different?” The man said, just now realizing the gray-black suit instead of the red-black suit.
“Peek-a-boo!” Said a male voice, before the man with the gun fell to the ground. Twice turned around, and saw a guy. A guy with a red suit that looked like his.
“Hi.”
“Hello-ski.”
“.... who the fuck are you ?”
“I could say the same thing, random stranger that appeared in the middle of a battle.” The man in red said, taking out one of his katanas and putting it to Twice’s neck. Twice had just noticed them. “...creepy. Spooky . No! It’s scary! ”
“Do you know Moon-Knight by any chance?” The red-man said, turning to an invisible person…i think. “You can find him on Disney+.” Red-man said, winking at said invisible person. Twice was only ⅔ confused. “ What’s your quirk? ” he said, out of pure habit.
“The only quirk’s I have are in bed.” The red man said.
“...Are we in Japan?” Twice asked.
“No, this is the good ol’ U.S. Or- bad young U.S.” Red-Man said.
“They have quirks in the U.S. They got the first ones, I think. I was never good at history. Alternate Universe, 10 bucks! We are the same person, we cannot lose money to ourselves.”
“And ya’ couldn’t even give me money, cause you’re technically betting with me! Alternate universe for 600, Joe!” Red-Man said, raising his katana away from Twice’s neck in a celebratory gesture. Twice took this as a sign to hold out his hand in a different gesture.
“I’m Twice, pleasure to mee-” he was interrupted by Red-Man grabbing his..uhm..
“Deadpool, pleasured to meet you. Now it’s your turn! I always like introducing myself first.”
Unfair! I like wA introducing myself first. His grip is so strong.. wAiT iS He AsKiNg mE tO gRaB HiS cOck?!?!?!??! His nervous stammering was interrupting by another him returning the gesture and grabbing Deadpool’s. “ Twice. Pleasure to meet you. ”
Deadpool let go of Twice’s and makes a heart gesture. “I thought you were Franciss for a second, twin! I love you, Mr. Twice! I’ll show you around, and introduce you to all my friendos and favorite spots to hang! Or hang others, depending on how I’m feeling!” Deadpool said, grabbing Twice’s hand and skipping away. Twice followed behind, trying to figure out the best way to match his skipping pace because that’s what was valuable to him at the moment. Deadpool led Twice to his favorite bridge overhang. “This is where i drew pictures of Francis! And me, but those are different. I also drew me on a unicorn and as Spiderman once. Also also, it helps me to balance.” Deadpool said, before doing an unwarranted backflip onto the fence. Twice climbed his way up, and Deadpool stabilized him. “You got to be careful, my multi-personality pal. You aren’t immortal like me. Unless you are?” Deadpool said, giving Twice a side-eye. “I can make clones of things and people, it’s pretty cool. Can I measure you? Just an excuse to get near your thing again! Feels big as a whale! ”
“Would clone me die?”
“I dunno.”
“Huh. Cool.”
He jumps off the other side of the fence, and helps Twice down. “Now we’re gonna cause some trouble for the superheroes, and I can introduce you to Steel Balls!”