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WiFi: anyone here have a team looking for a feral dman
WiFi: asking for a friend
Marns: dubas is only acquiring pretty dmen so pens are out
Chucky: come to Florida
Chucky: they took me
Chucky: and I was the rat of Alberta
Chucky: warning you tho that there is a hurricane coming
WiFi: hurricanes are probably better than this hell
Suzy: it’s not that bad
WiFi: you HAVE to say that
WiFi: he’s your boyfriend
Hughsie: wait what did cole do now
Zeegs: fuck
Zeegs: this about to be good
Cole: NOTHING
Cole: I did nothing
Suzy: baby that’s not true
WiFi: last night he texted the gc
Pricey: at like 3am
Pricey: asking if squids were real
Hughsie: buddy have I got a surprise for you
Cole: yes I know squids are real
Zeegs: bro
Zeegs: why did you think they were fake
Cole: idk
Cole: just thought that someone imagined a beak on an octopus and called it a squid
Marns: alright none of you fuckers can make fun of me for lawyer school anymore
JD: trev you’re not any better
JD: last week
JD: one of the rookies told you they were ambidextrous and you said
JD: “oh tight love who you love”
Zeegs: what the fuck Jamison
Zeegs: can’t believe you’d betray me like this
Hughsie: z
Hughsie: you’re so fucking stupid
Nico: Jack don’t try to act like you’re not just as much of a moron
Nico: “where do frogs go in the winter?”
Suzy: if our boyfriends are idiots
Suzy: what does that make us?
Willy: morosexuals
Willy: attracted to morons
Nico: huh
JD: yeah no that checks out
Drai: what do you call your boyfriend who isn’t usually an idiot
Drai: but decides to plays a hockey game WITH A BROKEN CHEST
Chucky: an icon
Matts: an absolute fucking moron
Brady: a florida man
Quinn: a stupid rat bastard
Josty: I love rat bastard as an insult
Josty: like not only are you a rat
Josty: you are a rat born out of wedlock
Josty: like a two for one insult
JT: an illegitimate rodent
JT: cant become the rat king
Tys: god that’s so fucking sad
Bee: truly a tragedy
WiFi: none of you bitches answered my question
WiFi: how do I leave this hell
Willy: let me see what I can do
Gally: what does that mean
Gally: it sounds like a threat
Marns: Willy and dubas are v close
Gally: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN