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666 Deluxe Undertale Lisa Love Story...
(This is only chapter one....I proise i will add more as soon as i can!)
It was a sunny day in Olathe High School. Vega Van Dam, the most beautiful warlord in the Warlord Club, stood in the halls as the blaxzing sun blazed down on his face throuh a window. He was wearing red flares and no shirt and black ribbons on his wrists and arms and red lipstick and his hair was pink and long all the way down his back and his eyes were jade emerald green that sparkled in the light.He was so pretty but he didnt know it because he never braged about it and nobody realised how handosme he really was because they just didnt pay atention to him since he was so mysterious and they were all stupid fucking jocks and nerds that are too stupid to notice poeple that actually matter instead of theyre own stupid selves
"Hey loser! Why are you still in school you stupid nerd school is over!" cried a voice. I looked up to see that it was Buzzo, the meanest drug dealer on the Lisa Drug Dealing Club.
"Im waiting for someone, so leave me ALONE." i said through gritted teeth and i turned away sharply as my fuschia hair bounced aroudn my shoulders. "Besides dont you have somewhere better to be, freak?" i added, smirking. "U-uh...Whatever.." said Buzo as he ran away quickly.
I laughed and putmy hands on my hips. Its not easy bein g vega van dam.
All of a sudden i heard a voice.
"Vega? What are you doing here?" It was Dice Mahone, my best friend in the world.He had a turqiose mullet that was shaved on one side and he had sunglasses and a black leather jacket with gold bits and blue spiked shoulder things and was wearing a red turtleneck underneath with red fingerless leather gloves and he has a mole next to his mouth and he was frowning
"Oh hey dice i was just telling that damn Buzzo freak to get away from me..." i growled, still totally pissed of. "Buzzo? Oh, i know him. He's my Joy dealer.You should try stay on his good side if you want to stay on the Lisa Warlord Club, idiot. Also you didnt anser my question Why are you here." said Dice (he was frowning even more now.)
"Well...I-I'm here because i was waiting for you to finish your Gambling Club! I just want a chance to talk to you about something..." i said shyly looking down at the tiled floor with my chartreuse eyes. (I was embarased now)
"What?? No im not gonna talk to you. I literally dont like you Please stop bothering me all the time." dice sighed and walked away to go home.
I felt realy depressed so i went back to my house and cryed into my pillow for a while and then i decided to text my boyfriend that i hate
VegaVanDam: Hey babe im feeling really sad...Can we please talk?
xXUSA_EagleXx: Not now babe im Partying!
Then he sent me a picture of him partying with a bunch of totaly hot chicks but they werent even that hot they were just sluts probably and they arent even actually oretty theyre just stupid dumb whores. Now i was REALY pissed off and crying even more so i turnet on the TV to relax.
I flicked through the chanels but there was LITERALY NOTHING interesting to watch. I cried out in pain and through my remote control across the room and colapsed into my bed, pulling the sheets over my coral rose curls.
I just want some one to save me from this never ending misery that i call my life.
I was about to fall asleep when i heard something on the TV that catched my attention...
"BREAKING NEWS!!! A new town called Undertale is being built next to Olathe. It will be opened tomorrow at the Lisa Warlord Club Party." Vega van dam screamed and scrambled out of bed.
"I FORGOT!! I forgot that i was suposed to give a speech TOMORROW at the Lisa Warlord Club Party for the opening of Undertale town...!!!!!!!!" he yelped.
"Eeeek WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!"
END OF CHAPTER ONE