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lmao starline im gonna kick you in the balls
'What was that? You wish to kick me in the balls?'
yep
'Why?'
you abused children and that aint right. like, dont get me wrong, robotnik does like, animal abuse, but at least hes not a prick about it
The author then kicked Dr. Starline in the balls with all their might, wearing their Doc Martens
'NOOOO! NOT MY TE-STAR-CLES! NOOOOOO!'