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starline gets bottom surgery lmao

Summary:

A sequel to a prequel, this tells the story of Starline's bottom surgery, featuring an old character of his past.

Notes:

my english teacher told me i have to format speech the same way i format paragraphs. seeing as i leave 2 lines between a typical paragraph, that means i have to leave 2 lines between speech too and i hate it. its so big. why. i hate this. im just doing this so i fall out of the habit of leaving 1 line for dialogue and 2 for narrative (im gonna take english language at a level so i suppose i have no choice but to do this but still).

also she didnt say i have to but im considering using " for speech marks instead of ' seeing as ' are also apostrophes but like. im so used to '. and i know ' is gramatically correct but " is more popular. but i used to read loads of jacqueline wilson, and she always used ' and im overthinking this nobody cares its a crackfic about starline getting bottom surgery my apologies for the rant i just really like text formatting and nonsense like that

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Work Text:

As Dr. Starline made his way to his old partner's lab, he felt an odd bittersweet feeling as memories flooded back. Good memories, bad memories, call them what you will, he attempted to ignore them as they returned back to him. Because that was not what today was about, oh no. Today would simply be a humble exchange

'Good evening, Starline,' he said. 'Care to lie down? I'd imagine you want to get this over and done with, but I can talk.'

'No thank you,' replied Starline. 'Just get it done with.

He was put to sleep and woke up with a new set of genitalia. He contained his excitement for the sake of seeming unprofessional, a task made particularly hard from the anesthetic.

'Good to see you happy,' replied Eggman, a sly smile on his face. He could tell Starline was hiding his joy.

'Indeed. Well, I must be off.'

Starline left, trying to ignore the pain he felt below and the joy he felt above. He saw a familiar teenager, with brown hair and red Doc Martens. God, not them again.

Notes:

i already know if ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE reads this, im going to get complaints of 'no smut 0/10'. if you want smut, by all means, add smut, but i won't. and send it to me if its funny. ONLY if its funny (i wont trust you if i dont know you btw so dont bother sending it to me if you dont know me)

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