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"I have a question" Atsuhi said, placing his cup of coffee down the table as the other member of the Agency, look at him, they were having their lunch break at the Uzumaki Cafe as they finish almost all of their paperwork

"What it is Atsuhi-kun?" Junichiro ask, who was sitting in front of him, along with his sister who was eating a chocolate cake with Kyouka beside her

"I'm just curious, about Kunikida-kun's ability" he pause taking a bite on his cheese cake "What would happen if his notebook is already full or when he already rip all of the pages?" He ask looking at Junichiro, they look at him like he ask the most stupid question. Well kinda

Kenji who was staring at the plant smile at him, Yosano who was enjoying her coffee giggle, and Dazai who was flirting with the poor cafe waitress laugh at his question, while Ranpo is still busy eating his sweet curry

"Ahhhh~ Atsuhi-kun, Doesn't really know anything, Do you?" Dazai ask with his usual playful tone, Atsushi just look at him with question, which makes Yosano laugh a little

"If Dazai is enigma, so does his Partner" Yosano said face resting in her palm as she look at their direction "actually he is more mysterious than Dazai"

"His Ability and Past is actually one of the seven mysteries in the Agency" Junichiro whisper but loud enough to be heard by the others "actually whoever discover it first will win a million yen"

"Wait, Even his past? I thought he was a Math teacher?" Atsushi ask dumbfounded at the new information, especially the amount of money in Kunikida's head 

"That's true" Ranpo said taking the last bite of his Chocolate cake "but everything about him was erased by the Government... I hate to admit this but it took me a week just to dig up his personal information"

"REALLY!?!" Atsuhi shout in disbelief, if Ranpo take that long, then theirs no way that this mystery will be solved by them. Maybe Dazai can

"That's true" Yosano said taking a spoonful amount of chocolate cake in Ranpo's plate "Even the president was also surprise at first, then he well actually Ranpo decide to recruit him at the Agency so he can solve Kunikida's past"

:Yep! After I successfully dig up some of his information he just tell me and the president almost everything about him self, which end up being boring" Ranpo said pushing aside the empty plate of chocolate cake he and Yosano ate

"So you won a Million yen?" Atsushi ask, but the other just laugh at his question

"No, I wasn't allowed to join that guessing game" Ranpo said eating a matcha cake "Just ask him if you want to know"

"Eh?"

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It's been few days since the last time Atsushi saw Kunikida's face around the office, it's not like the idealist to skip job and slack off like a certain suicidal bandage waster, so he assumed that the guy was always on the missions, but it's been days almost a week since he last saw the guy

"Dazai-san, where's Kunikida kun? I haven't see him for almost a week?"

Few days ago:

Kunugigaoka Junior High: Class 3-E

"He will be the new Math Teacher, Please introduce your self" Karasuma announced infornt of the class while standing beside a slim tall man he was wearing a glasses with golden-blond hair that ends in a long ponytail

"Doppo Kunikida, It's my pleasure to teach y'all, I'm from Yokohama"

'YOKOHAMA!?' 

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Alone, he was alone at the office right now, his coworkers are enjoying their break at the Uzumaki cafe, leaving their unfinished and untouchable paperworks, while he enjoyed his alone time with his finished paperworks, all he can think is how peaceful it is

He takes out his beloved notebook, and start writing some of his new ideas, Daily routine, that he won't forget, even when 70% of the moon was destroyed by the unknown creature. 

He opened another mail that he found in his table after writing in his notebook, then a message from his computer pop-up, He read, and let out a heavy sign, he keeps receiving an mail and Emails from The Ministry of Defense and Ministry of Education, to teach a bunch of high school students to be an assassins who will kill the person who destroyed the moon

Why would he teach them? He was literally tired dealing with a certain bandage disposal ex-Mafioso exutive and probably an ex assasin, his work partner, Dazai . Let them deal with their own problem

"Kunikida" He turned his head to see his Fath-, to see the president, he was holding a letter, he sign again, he already know what it is

"I see, why don't you accept it?" Accept he will literally going to teach bunch of teens to kill? He's not dazai, for God sake, why would even the president say that? 

'Don't tell me....'

"You just need to teach them some Math, think of this as your vacation"

He will probably end up telling this to a certain detective, for some advices

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Asking that man a advice isn't a good idea

"Sadly I can't say my own good bye at the other" Kunikida sign as he place his last luggage at the car, Sadly telling Ranpo his problem is not a good idea

"Don't worry, President and I will tell them" Ranpo said, standing besides him was the president, arm crossed inside the sleeves of his yukata

"Just don't risk your life solving crimes while I'm gone" Kunikida remind him, knowing the bad habits of the guy

"I'll make sure of that" The president smiled at him, he was glad that the idealists finally take his advice to accept the invitation to teach again and think of this as his Vacation

"Don't give assignment at your first day, and make sure to keep mysterious" Ranpo advice as he playfully smack kunikida's shoulder, he surely will missed them

He doesn't want to leave just to teach some high schoolers,  but he can't say no to the president, he will probably regret this after a while

"I'll be leaving, take care of your health" Kunikida said as he went inside his car and drive away

"You won't tell them don't you?" Fukuzawa ask, knowing the answer in his own question, Ranpo on the other hand smiled at him, as they watch Kunikida's car slowly vanished from their vission

Kunikida told Ranpo everything, and Ranpo might have told the president everything too, of course being the protective brother and Father they are, they will keep an eye on him for his safety

They might also threaten the Government if they repeat their past mistakes on Kunikida, making Kunikida safe is harder than making Ranpo go to dentist

"As you said, he's just on a Vacation" Ranpo said as as they walk back together at the agency

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"REALLY!?" Atsushi ask, disbelief that the most workaholic person who currently exist in the world was currently on his 'own' Vacation 

"Yeah, I'm jealous~" Dazai cried "Our mother has left us to suffer"

"Don't be dramatic, He deserves that vacation, after all he suffered enough from your teasing" Yosano, said as he watch Dazai with his mountain of paper works, it's been a week since kunikida went on his 'Vacation' and since then, Dazai's paperworks remain untouchable

"Where did he even spend his vacation, Ranpo-san?" Kenji ask the childman as he stare at a plant, sitting on top of a table

"It's a secret, That I and the president only known" Ranpo said as he opened a new pack of lollipop, his answer only makes the other members became more curious, especially Dazai

"You need to visit the dentist soon" The president who was passing by, said when he saw Ranpo, which makes the shorter man to went pale