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Itadori chilled at Todo's place, lounging comfortably on a beanbag chair, while Todo laid on his bed. Enjoying his downtime, Itadori pulled out his phone and scrolled through social media until he found a post with a caption written in big, bold letters.
"Megan Thee Stallion Coming LIVE to Tokyo! This Saturday at 19:00!"
He quickly bent forward, both hands now gripping the phone. “Todo! We have to go there! Megan Thee Stallion is performing live right here in Tokyo!”
“Who is Megan Thee Stallion? A horse?” Todo cocked an eyebrow, looking confused.
“No, you idiot. She’s one of the best female rappers in the world! How do you not know about her!?”
“Um, maybe because I don’t follow other idols unless it’s Takada-chan. Isn't that right, my dear?” he said, planting a kiss on one of the many Takada posters that hung by his bedside.
Itadori almost barfed as Todo started caressing a poster of Takada. “You’re so gross.” After insulting him, he pulled up the rapper’s social media page. “But I bet you’ll change your mind once you see this!”
As he flashed his phone close to Todo’s face, his eyes began to sparkle as if he had just discovered a new idol to fawn over.
“Woah!” He snatched the phone from his friend's fingers, which slightly irritated Itadori. “She’s tall,” Todo drooled as he scrolled through pictures of the female rapper. He continued scrolling until he stopped at an image of her showing off her voluptuous bottom. “And she has a big ass too!”
“I told ya,” Itadori said proudly, knowing that his friend would find her attractive, as they both had the same taste in women. “Now can I have my phone back?” commanded Itadori. Todo was so mesmerized by the tall, curvaceous woman that he completely forgot about his friend’s request. Itadori groaned and snatched his phone from Todo’s hand.
“Hey! I was looking!” he complained.
“You were hogging my phone!”
“Yeah, but you told me to look.”
“But I didn't tell you to steal it, you moron!” Itadori shouted so loudly that they could feel the room shake. As they bickered some more, they devised a plan to order tickets before they sold out.
On the day before the concert, Itadori was listening to all of Megan’s biggest hits while Todo was watching all of her music videos, gawking at her fine figure. Once the big day arrived, they wore their best fits. Itadori opted for a black T-shirt with a sleeveless grey hoodie over it, completing it with joggers that matched the red color of his shoes. Todo, on the other hand, picked a pair of comfortable blue jeans with a track jacket.
“Are you ready?” Itadori asked, holding the tickets in his hand.
“HELL YEAH!” replied Todo.
They rushed out of their apartment and boarded the nearest subway. There, they overheard other people talking about the concert. Excitement coursed through their veins as they anticipated seeing their favorite female rapper perform at their very own city.
As they arrived at the concert’s venue, they could feel the exhilarating energy pulsating through them. The place was filled with passionate fans shouting their love for her, and Itadori grew increasingly eager as he heard her name echoed throughout the venue. The two boys squeezed through the tight crowd, finding the perfect spot to enjoy the show. But it was impossible to get to the front, as fans made no room for them to get closer to the stage, which kinda bummed Itadori. However, he figured he would enjoy the concert, regardless of how far away he was. As fans chanted "Megan!" on the floor, the venue grew pitch-black as the crowd screamed in excitement.
“Oh my gosh, it’s finally happening!” squealed Itadori, his eyes lit up as the intro began.
The chorus of “Her” slowly faded in as the humongous, digital backdrop lit up before the platform. A group of curvy dancers seductively walked their way to the stage as they appeared as silhouettes against the pink, bright backdrop. They swayed their hips, moving to the groove of the music, until a tall figure snaked to the center of the platform. The music halted as all the lights simultaneously turned on.
There, Megan Thee motherfuckin’ Stallion struck a pose on stage, wearing a cute Sailor Moon costume that exposed her lower bottom. The crowd went wild when Megan Thee Stallion made her grand entrance.
Todo went weak in the knees. “S-She's so beautiful.” A single tear streamed down on his face and he wiped it away, completely spellbound by the woman.
The music softened over the speakers as Megan welcomed her fans. “Wassup Tokyo!!” Megan Thee Stallion shouted into the microphone and the crowd roared. “Are you guys ready to fuck shit up!?” She pointed the mic toward the surging crowd.
A number of people, including Itadori and Todo, shouted “Yes!” to the powerful woman before her. But she repeated the question when the crowd wasn’t loud enough to her likings.
“I said,” she paused, “Are you ready to fuck shit up!!?”
The crowd responded with the most ear-deafening shout they could muster, which satisfied Megan Thee Stallion as she displayed a wide grin. “Now that’s what the fuck I’m talking about!” As the music played at full volume, Megan danced and rapped the lyrics to her intro.
“Just the other day, I heard a hoe say
Matter of fact, what could a hoe say?
With a face like this and a bitch this paid
Shit, what could a hoe say?”
The lights dazzled with colorful hues as the dancers followed Megan’s stunning dance moves.
Todo bobbed his head to the beat of the song, while Itadori started recording on his phone. He was violently shaking, experiencing true bliss as he got to see his favorite rapper right here in the flesh in Tokyo. Once Megan finished singing the last chorus of her intro, she immediately went on to the next catchy song.
The venue’s digital backdrop played clips of her “Body” music video. She started rapping, and Itadori screamed till his lungs burst. He sang along with Megan with perfection --not missing a word (replacing the n-word with "fellas")-- whilst Todo mumbled the lyrics since he wasn't too familiar with her song. Megan's energy was intoxicating as the crowd was magnetized by the rapper’s strong stage presence. She fiercely walked her way up to the edge of the stage and hyped everyone up to dance to the rhythm of the music.
It was all going well until people were blocking Itadori’s view with their big, obnoxious signs. He was getting quite irritated, moving his head around just to get a good view of Megan Thee Stallion. But it was no use. “Ugh, I can’t see!”
On the other hand, Todo could see the top of everyone’s head, towering over the crowd. His tall stature gave him an advantage, and Itadori was very envious of it. Itadori tapped on their shoulders to let them know that their signs was blocking his view. But they were so engrossed in the rapper's performance that they couldn't feel Itadori tapping. His face drooped, and Todo sensed that his best friend wasn’t having a good time like he initially was.
“What’s wrong?” Todo asked.
“I can’t see anything! This board is in my way!”
Todo couldn’t stand seeing Itadori sad, especially when they were at a concert like this! And if he were to snatch the sign out of their hands, then a fight might have erupted. And he didn’t want to be responsible for ruining the vibes. So he thought of a plan. A plan he should have done from the moment they stepped foot onto this venue.
“I got you!” Todo readied his position as Itadori marked a confused look on his face. “Hold on tight.” Before Itadori knew it, Todo clapped his hands and, in an instant, they teleported to the pit area-the closest spot to the stage.
“Todo!” Itadori was shocked when he used his jujutsu technique, but he didn’t care. They were at the pit, giving them the best seats in the house. Itadori was freaking out. “You’ve used Boogie Woogie to bring us closer! You’re a genius!”
Todo looked down at Itadori and smirked. “Anything for my besto friendo!” He gave him a thumbs up and winked at him.
The rapper strutted on stage in her sexy Sailor Moon costume, and danced to the beat of the song.
“Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist
Body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody
Ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody”
Suddenly, she turned her back toward the audience and began twerking with such gracefulness. The crowd immediately went wild as Megan showed Japan what real twerking looked like. Todo felt his soul leaving his body once the voluptuous woman shook her ass before them. His eyes glued to her backside as Itadori put his hands on his knees and started twerking along with her. But he was twerking more with his back than with his butt. Still, he didn’t care, as he was too immersed in this experience to feel one ounce of embarrassment.
Soon, the song ended. And Megan faced toward the crowd, noticing her fans screaming and crying for her. “Yassss, I love the energy! Now where’s the real motherfuckin’ hotties at?”
“Here! Here! Here! Here!”
“I love you Megaaan!” a random fan yelled which almost made their throats coarse.
“And I love you too, baby! Now the next song is for all of my hotties!”
The music of "Hot Girl Summer'' began to play and the lights soon changed to red and yellow. The dancers took their cue to get into formation. They executed their routine flawlessly as Megan joined along with them.
“AHHHH! I love this song! It’s one of my favorites!” shouted Itadori, grabbing Todo by the collar of his jacket before pulling away from him. He was losing his mind, rapping along the lyrics with Megan like his life depended on it. He sassily pointed and twirled his finger at Todo, who pulled out his phone and recorded Itadori rapping his hot girl shit.
“Handle me? Who gon' handle me?”
“Thinkin' he's a player, he's a member on the team
He put in all that work, he wanna be the MVP
I told him ain't no taming me, I love my fellas equally!”
Itadori rapped to the song like he was Megan himself and bounced to the music without a single care in the world, whilst Todo just stood there watching his best friend go off. Todo then ogled at the rapper, admiring how cute she looked in her Sailor Moon costume. For a moment, Itadori continued dancing and became this care-free spirit, which quickly caught the rapper’s attention.
She quickly spotted him getting into it and signaled a cameraman to come film him.
“Look at my hottie going off in the front!” She said, watching the pink-haired boy going crazy below the stage.
Itadori snapped out of it and looked up to see who she’s referring to. Then his eyes widened when he realized he was the "hottie" Megan was speaking to. As a cameraman quickly pointed a camera at him, his face plastered on the jumbo screen for all the people to see.
“Holy fucking shit, I’m on TV!” Itadori’s voice was cracking as he jumped up and down in pure excitement. He grabbed Todo by the collar once more and started fangirling so hard. Todo stashed his phone into his pocket so it wouldn't shake out of his grip. The cameraman noticed that Todo was friends with the pink-haired boy, so he zoomed out to have them both plastered on the screen.
Todo stood dumbfounded, petrified as the whole audience could see both of them on the jumbo screen. He then seized the opportunity to do something random. He took off his jacket and shirt and immediately started posing, showing off his impressive muscular chest and arms.
Megan cracked up as the boy started flexing in front of everyone. “Now he is definitely giving body!” The crowd loved what they saw as they roared with high approval. Todo had a few hard slaps on his back from other dudes reaching out to him, admiring his hard work to get his body chiseled like that. For once, Todo felt incredibly proud of himself, and Yuuji smiled cheesily at him. He was happy that this friend got to have his own moment at the concert.
The camera then panned away from them, putting the focus onto Megan again. “See, this is why I love my hotties here in Tokyo! Y’all never failed to amaze me!” She shouted, then continued on her set. The dancers lined up and shook their booties to the music, and Megan bent down and twerked toward the crowd once more.
As two hours passed by, Megan performed her last song of the night. It was “Girls in the Hood”, and Megan made sure to give her one last pazzazz before ending the night on a high note.
Once she finished her final song, Megan thanked Tokyo for her support and appreciated her fans for the unconditional love they gave to her. When the show was over, everyone exited the venue and this moment will forever leave a mark as one of Itadori’s most fond memories.
***
“That was incredible!” Itadori shouted into the cool night. His vocal cords were fried, as every word he said was heavily hoarse. He sang through every song Megan was playing, and his constant screaming only made it worse. Itadori knew that he’d lose his voice by tomorrow if he wouldn’t stop talking, but he was too stubborn to listen to himself. “I can’t believe Megan noticed me and put us on TV!! Wait until Megumi and Nobara hear about this. They’re going to flip!” he said.
Todo’s mind was in a haze, still fixated on Megan's showstopping performance. Takada-chan had some competition competing against Todo’s fantasies. “Yeah,” he drawled. “It felt like a dream when Megan recognized my magnificent body. Now, how can I show Tadaka-chan my glorious muscles without being escorted by the police?!”
“Dude, you need to chill,” Itadori flatly said, “On the other hand, aren’t you glad I showed you some more new rap songs to listen to?”
“Hell yeah! I've already picked out a few songs to add to my gym playlist,” he said.
Itadori hopped in glee and gave Todo an approving pat on the back. “I'm glad we both share the same type of women.”
Todo smiled widely, “You’re right lil’ man. Like I said…”
Itadori smirked as he already knew how this sentence was to be finished. They both spiritually prepared themselves before they shouted their saying in unison.
“I like a tall woman with a big ass!”
They gave each other a hard high five and before Itadori began to speak, he realized that his voice was completely gone. He panicked, placing his hands on his now gone voicebox. Todo erupted in laughter, making fun of Yuuji’s unfortunate situation.
“I’ll make you some tea once we get back to my room,” Todo smiled.
As Todo’s laughter boomed into the streets, Itadori curved his mouth into a small smile, stapling this memory into his brain where he took his best friend to go see Megan Thee Stallion.