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1. What In Blazes Is "Oral" Sex? by DiscoSkater79

   Fandoms: The Simpsons  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Sep 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Charles Montgomery Burns/Waylon Smithers
   • Charles Montgomery Burns
   • Waylon Smithers
   • Al Simmons
   • Trans Male Character
   • Gay Male Character
   • Trans Male Top
   • Stupid Jokes The Whole Time
   • Smut
   • Lemon
   • gender euphoria
   • Gender Dysphoria
   • small dick positivity
   • Slightly crack
   • Trans headcanonzzzzzzz
   • Innocent!Burns
   • 19th century slang
   • Oral Sex
   • servicing
   • Power Bottom
   • It's only oral though i promise
   • Weird Burns sayings
   • Yaoi
   • Old Men
   • clothed
   • Dubious Consent
   • trans headcanons
   • Boss/Employee Relationship

   Summary

   On a hot day at the Plant, Mr. Burns demands that Smithers find a creative way to cool him down. When Smithers blurts out something inappropriate, Burns demands a (s)explanation...and things don't quite go as planned.

   (a body-positivity comedy smut crackfic, this may be ridiculous but was so much fun to write and I tried to stay in-character LOL)

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   English

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