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Error, donned in his feather bowa and pink shades opened a portal directly into Nightmare’s office. Error stepped out atop Nightmare’s desk, to were disgustingly Cross and Nightmare are doing the lovey dovey bullshit.
“Nightmare! You FuCking dump THat chEating as-shole back into the v0id and declare ME the sexy man!” Error demanded while stomping a foot down atop what was likely some important paperwork on Nightmare’s desk.
“What?” Nightmare groaned with a completely deadpan tone as he turned away from Cross’s equally annoyed expression to glare dangers at the Destroyer who had rudely interrupted them.
“Errorrrrrrr!” Ink’s long and laughter filled whine was heard as the artist collapsed through his own portal because walking through would have meant he needed to stop laughing.
“You assholes! What are you-“ Cross stared but was interrupted once again by Error.
“sHut up y0u pice of GaRbagE! You stolE my croWn!” Error screamed his voice breaking.
Nightmare pinches his brow in an attempt to control his anger. He had no clue what Error was raving about and it was clear from Cross’s emotions he didn’t ether. “I’m too old for this shit…”
“Come on, Error! It was super close!” Ink chuckled as he rolled into a far too comfortable seated position on the floor.
Error turned away from Nightmare so he could angrily point a furious claw at the guardian. “sHut up! I’m d-Done witH Y-ou! You proB-ably diDn’t eVen vote foR-r me again!!”
“You think I didn’t vote for my favorite sexy skeleton?” Ink teased but his grin was not at all convincing.
“Only after #13 didn’t make it to the final round you A-SS H0Ll3!!” Error screamed in pure Glitchy rage not even registering that Ink never pointed out who was his favorite, sexy skeleton.
Ink rolled into his stomach to cup his chin in his hands while kicking his feet playfully in the air.
“I bought Red was your favorite too~” Ink taunted in a singsong voice.
“Error, get off my desk and make sense or get out.” Nightmare warned, his tentacles lashing dangerously behind him.
“How about they both just get out.” Cross grumbled.
Error turned back to Nightmare and proceeded to kick the prince’s precious paperwork into the air.
“Not uNtil you g3t rid of that ab0mination once and for all! I won’t be s-secOnd place as the m-most adorable and well loved in the mu-LtivErse to That Thing!”
Having had enough Error curled his claws under his sockets and began pulling out his threads to take care of the problem himself.
“Im beTter than thAt hiMbo pet and-d Nightmare is goin-ng to admit it!” Error declared to the room.
Nightmare, already pissed and glaring at Error was quick to put himself between Cross and the Destroyer.
“I might have once but you decided you’d rather fuck the biggest idiot in the multiverse after yourself. So no, not happening.” Nightmare glared at the destroyer, daring him to try touching what was his.
Cross throughly confused peeked out around Nightmare to glare at Ink who was clearly still amused and going to do anything to stop Error.
“He’s just cranky because the creators just declared Cross the number one Sexy Sans of the multiverse. Error was second. Again!” Ink said that last line with a laugh before finally leaping up from the floor to grab Error by the back of his jacket.
“InK!!!” Error screamed as he reached around to fight, but Ink was already opening a new portal to drag Error out of an impending altercation.
“Anyway, we’re going! Congratulations Cross!” Was all Ink said as he leap through a freshly opened portal and dragged a screaming and kicking Destroyer behind him.
Nightmare watched them go with a snarl, but was quickly distracted by a bright purple glow slowly illuminating his dark office. Nightmare didn’t need to turn around to know the glow was coming from Cross’s blushing skull, his pet’s emotions said it all.
“Hmmm… sexiest in the multiverse. Well done Cross.” Nightmare purred as he turned back to finish what they had started prior to the guardian’s rude interruptions.