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1. An Unlikely Cupid by INeedABurnerAccountOkay

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Sep 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • The Bentley Ships It (Good Omens)
   • Anal Sex
   • Frottage
   • Blow Jobs
   • Hand Jobs
   • Hotel Sex
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • the Bentley is a drama queen
   • and so is crowley
   • Sentient Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Sleeping Together
   • Love Confessions
   • First Kiss
   • First Time

   Summary

   They’re on their way back from Paris (Aziraphale wanted crepes and Crowley couldn’t find it in himself to refuse his pouting), when the Bentley breaks down.

   Like, fully: breaks down.

   It’s happened before, sure. It’s an old car. But this time he can’t do anything to fix it.

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   Or: The Bentley breaks down, so Crowley and Aziraphale have to stay at a hotel. And of course, there's only one bed.

   Language:

   English

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