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  1. So hold me, Mom (In your electronic arms) by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    20 Sep 2023

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    Man shall not lie with Man, neither Machine with Machine. Thus the word of God shall be fulfilled.

     

    “What does that mean?” Dennis asks, sleep slowing his brain and loosening his tongue. He pours coffee, and Mac’s eyes light up at the change to preach.

    “Oh, dude, so you know the scripture about homosexuality? They’re saying that God doesn’t want machines banging machines, either. It’s, you know, unnatural.”

    Dennis blows the steam off the top of his coffee. He says, quiet, “And what exactly do you think we are?”

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