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It was all Dan yelling at me before we all got in this mess.
We went to a place called Captain Spaulding's museum, monsters, madmen, gas and chicken.
A place run by a clown Spaulding and Dan were talking. I looked around with the rest of my group Jill, Lynn and Red. A mummy and alligator boy lined up on the wall next to a hairless monkey and a deer head . stopping at his famous murder ride and of course Dan had to know about Dr.satan and the tree he loves this stuff tho i can't blame him it's intriguing to say the least we left after talking to Spaulding we were driving down a dark rode Lynn and Jill singing the song on the radio me and red talking about life rain pitter pattering on the window. “um guys look“ stopping the chatter “what Dan” Lynn spits out all of us look up and see a blond haired blue eyed woman “Hi i'm baby” she said in a squeaky loud voice. “Hi I'm Oliver, this is Dan, Lynn, Red and Jill.” I say smiling “let her in the van come on” Dan yells at me “ ok ok come on.” baby smiles and climbs in we start to drive again *BOOM*
“What was that?” Jill yells a shaky voice still calming down from the shake of the van. “I don't know!?” Red says back “Dan go look” i say Dan looking at me like i'm crazy “what it's your van”
He scoffs and gets out to check “FUCK MAN” Dan yells opening the door “tires flat” all of us now yelling and screaming at him and each other “ guys calm down i live up the road my brother has truck” baby says still smiling “i can go up there with her” i say everyone agreeing with me “okay i guess we'll stay here’’ me and baby leave and start up the road a small light appearing before i see a big house erode with dust and rain damage light yellow walls with a old gray roof with a old red door. “Home sweet home” baby says opening the door for me. A blonde women in her late 40s came down a old staircase looking to break any second “well hi im mama come on in”
She said in a southern accent loud like baby “Hi ma'am i'm Oliver” i say in return a small smile on ‘mamas’ face “sit come on get cozy” baby said taking my jacket looking around i see there's three deer heads an old white fireplace and two small loveseats next to a matching red couch. “So where's your brother?” I ask looking at baby “oh he left already go sit i'll make hot cocoa” baby disappears leaving me with ‘mama’ “well um is it just you, baby and her brother?” I say still looking around before stopping to see baby with hot cocoa. “His name is RJ and no there's more of us here.” baby sits next to me and hands me a chipped light red worn out mug with steam and 7 small marshmallows “oh what's their name?” I said before taking a drink and looking at baby who had a cocoa mustash “well there's Otis, Tiny and Hugo.” ‘mama’ said *HONK HONK* “oh there here” i say as red and Dan come in “Lynn and Jill are making out on the porch!” Dan yells as Lynn comes in and hits the back of his head wall JIll was laughing at his joke “hey guys” i say getting up and hugging dan “Hey oli” Lynn said
Spoons scraping bowls interrupted by Dan “so do you know anything about Dr satan” everyone looking up at him “what im just asking!?” steps come from behind me “I know what you want to know.” a ruff voice erupts a hand on the back of my chair “But you should leave here with puppy dogs and kittens rainbows hell you don't want to know.” a old man late 40s long blonde dirty hair and dark blue eyes “Yes i do want to know.’’ Dan said, almost annoyed ‘’ hmm the ‘tree’ is up the road you missed it.” the man let out a chuckle and sat down next to me “oh Otis so nice of you to join us!” mama says happy ‘so this is Otis” i think going back to my soup now almost cold gross “welp dinners over SHOW TIME!”. Grandpa Hugo told jokes before baby came out in a pink dress white powdered face and heart shaped lipstick singing a old Betty boop song she had came off the stage and had sat on Jills lap flirting with her “get off her you whore” Lynn said before pushing baby to the floor ‘mama’ yells for us to get out as RJ came through the door “Tires done!” ‘mama’ and baby mumbling something next to me. “Lets go” Lynn says, angry almost out the door “I'm so sorry ma'am i-” I try to say as Dan tugs me into the car. Silence falls in the car “Why'd you do that Lynn!” red yells as Dan gets out the car to open the gate “She got too close to Jill sor-” screams erupt from the outside Dan gets attacked by a scarecrow or Otis “OMG CLOSE THE DOOR” i get out before getting grabbed from the window “OLI” is all hear before it goes dark “ugh…” i wake up my eyes and head hurt