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1. (this isn’t your job) by dutifulriley

   Fandoms: Nimona (Webcomic)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Oct 2023

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   • Ballister Blackheart/Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Pre-Canon
   • Swordfighting
   • vaguely homoerotic swordfighting
   • author got distracted reading about the various parts of plate armour
   • and how to don and doff it
   • no kissing
   • sex with the ex
   • stupid bastards in denial making bad choices
   • some dick shaming comments but he’s just posturing
   • and is in fact deeply smitten with said small dick
   • Wall Sex
   • Angry Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • insisting on verbal consent
   • Bitter ending
   • like we know from canon they’ll get their shit together eventually
   • but that won’t happen for many years
   • Snarky Banter
   • Nostalgia
   • beating back memories of the good times with a hammer
   • a little melodramatic in places but these two really are Like That
   • and a touch of melodrama is good for the soul imo
   • amb has a deep voice
   • bc deep voices with melodic cadences are a gift
   • like imagine the way his VA in the audiobook talks but drop it an octave
   • or two
   • vaguely demisexual Ballister
   • didn’t ND joke on tumblr at one point that the ship name is goldenheart when they’re happy
   • and blackloin when they’re being toxic
   • this is blackloin my friends
   • Jealousy
   • Small dick insecurity
   • Selective Memory
   • Verbal Degradation
   • Kink Discovery
   • Hair Pulling
   • Plots and Plans
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • is I guess the best way to describe the Amb chapter
   • my dude just does not look directly at certain parts of his own brain
   • Oral Sex
   • Come Sharing
   • Spitting
   • brief remembered gore

   Summary

   or, What’s a Hero Got to Do to Get Ravished Around Here?

   Ballister had been under the impression they had an unstated gentlemen’s agreement not to bring the battle to each other’s home base, but apparently Ambrosius felt differently.

   Chapter two: Ambrosius needs it to happen again. Ballister tries to define the lack-of-relationship. Ambrosius isn't listening.

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   English

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