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    What do you get when you combine a dating app incident, a weekend in the Alps (but not the touristy ones), and two idiots in love? A birthday getaway to remember.

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    "I don't want to avoid him. I just don't want anything to keep me from doing exactly what I want."
    "I love this plan," said Fran. "You're. Penelope. Fucking. Featherington. You're incredible…Now, tell me, what do you want to do tonight?"
    "I want to dance, drink– I want to do something stupid."
    "Well, I know a whole band of people on this plane would be more than happy to facilitate that."
    "You think so?"
    "Absolutely," Ben popped up from his seat with a positively devilish grin, surprising them both.
    "God, Ben!" Penelope said, startled.
    "First, you should know that my earbuds are dead. Second, I heard your entire conversation. And third, I am so on board."
    What the hell did she just sign up for?

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