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the bluey chatfic that i had in my mind for a few minutes and counting

Summary:

what happens if i put the bluey gang in discord? this.

something that was supposed to be for sharing homework answers and notes, now its breeding grounds to failing grades and emoticons...

Chapter 1: the start of the end('nt)

Chapter Text

"Big Kid School Lads"
4:00 PM

>Bluey has created the "Big Kid School Lads" chatroom!
>Mackenzie has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!

Mackenzie: What's up, Bluey
Bluey: Get the boys in this chatroom, asap
Mackenzie: Oh damn okay

>Judo has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!
>Honey has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!
>Jack has been invited in the chatroom by Mackenzie!
>Coco has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!
>Rusty has been invited in the chatroom by Mackenzie!
>Winton has been invited in the chatroom by Mackenzie!
>Lucky has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!
>Indy has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!
>Snickers has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!

Bluey: @everyone As of now, this chat will be used to share, copy and post school work and notes. I need you guys to use it as intended.
Snickers: No fuck off

>Snickers has left the chatroom
>Snickers has been invited in the chatroom by Bluey!

Bluey: Not today, frankfurter
Snickers: >:(
Judo: Bruh fuck are we supposed to do with this chat [this message has: 5 🐟 reactions]
Rusty: Fish react the idiot above me.
Snickers: btw, Bluey, no one will listen to you, and do nothing but goof around.
Bluey: How about I mute you, then make everyone listen
Snickers Oh yeah?

>Bluey has muted Snickers

Bluey: Okay, now that's out of the way, does everyone else understand what I asked for? (react me with a ✋ if you do) [this message has: 10 ✋ reactions]
Bluey: I see that one didn't raise his hand
Jack: Snickers wants to be unmuted in exchange of shutting his mouth and keeping the chat normal
Bluey:... fine

>Bluey has unmuted Snickers

Bluey: Don't say a word or I'm muting you for eternity+1 day
Snickers: :(
Bluey: I'll let that slide
Rusty: Oh hey, we can change nicknames here!

>Rusty has changed their nickname to Pencil Hoarder
>Jack has changed their nickname to School Supplies Store

Bluey: :|
Bluey: brug

>Bluey has reverted the nicknames of the following users: Rusty, Jack

Rusty: :(
Jack: :(
Jack: I'm out, if you want to find me, I'll be at the Ziggamazoo ice cream parlor
Rusty: Same, cya later chumps

>Jack is now offline
>Rusty is now offline

Bluey: sigh