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1. Can't Buy Me Turkey by Marauder23

   Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Sep 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Louise Belcher/Logan Bush
   • Louise Belcher
   • Logan Bush
   • Tom Bush
   • Cynthia Bush
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Thanksgiving Dinner
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Angst and Feels
   • This got way more sappy than a sexy one shot should
   • Explicit Sex
   • but all the emotions
   • Logan is the softest boy
   • Louise pretends to be tough
   • Cynthia is a hag
   • Tom is barely there
   • Louigan Week 23
   • gotta be quiet during sex
   • Mild Praise Kink
   • gentle after care
   • Vulnerability

   Summary

   “I said I’d be bringing my friend Louise. But my insane, one glass of sherry and she’s dancing on tables, aunt Sue, misconstrues this. She then tells my mother, this morning that I’ll be bringing a ‘special lady friend’,” he pauses, glancing over at her. His eyes land on where she is clinging to the ‘oh shit’ overhead handle with white knuckles.

   “No,” Louise chokes out.

   “‘Fraid so, four ears.”

   “They think we’re dating?” she shrieks.

   ***

   OR That time Logan bungles in all up and brings his fake-girlfriend Louise over for Thanksgiving Dinner with the Bush family. This is fine right?

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