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--"Donnie_Log, day one.
"*ahem* I've decided to start a...diary of sorts. Not really sure what exactly I'll use this for, but it will most likely end up being me talking about my inventions and such. Which I, *chuckle* have a good deal of.
"...I may...also use this as a health log. --Not that I'm sick! No, I just...I don't know. Maybe just use this so that I can one day, perhaps when I'm old, look back and remember all the things I've created. And memories. All the...small...sappy things...
"...--Anyway, enough of that. Good day to you, listener, and I wish you well."
--*click*