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  1. Uniform Kink by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    06 Sep 2012

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    CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
    CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
    CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it
    CT: D-->It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your e%quisitely tailored jacket
    CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
    CT: D--> That wasn't
    CT: D--> I mean
    CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship
    CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.

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