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It was a normal day in soul society, except Rukia Kuchiki- now Kurosaki, for 3 years to be exact- had taken a day off work due to her feeling unusually sick. She'd been throwing up for a few days now and her husband had been worried- like very worried.
And so, her husband- who was also her lieutenant- forced her to stay home.
"No, Ichigo! I'm going to work, and you cant stop me." She says annoyed as she puts on her captains haori, refusing to listen to her nagging husband.
"Rukia, for the love of God, please just stay home! You're sick, and you need to rest- what's so hard about that to grasp? Gosh, you can be so stubborn sometimes-" Rukia angrily retorts at his snotty comment- "I, can be stubborn at times? Ho ho, Ichigo! Have you ever met yourself? Because you're not particularly what you'd consider compliant!" Her face was red from yelling and she had her arms crossed at her chest. She glared at him hotly, I mean seriously, how dare he insult her?
She may have been being a little unreasonable right now- but can you blame her? She was NOT going to leave all her work to her carrot headed husband who was surely going to mess atleast something up.
"Rukia, you're staying home, that's that. I also booked you a doctors appointment, since you already took medicine and you're still throwing up- so a doctor will be coming in a few hours." Ichigo sighs, what a wife he has. Refusing to simply rest and stay home after shes been throwing up for how long now? But he loved her nevertheless, hence why he was doing this in the first place- not to mention she looked super sexy when she was angry with him, he had to stop himself from smashing his lips into hers-
Okay, I need to calm down, he thinks as his little buddy springs alive at his dirty thoughts. His wife is sick and here he is getting horny at sight of her being mad at him. How shameless is he?
Sigh, now he's getting off track. Back to the situation at hand- he tells himself, and his little buddy down there.
After a little more of going back and fourth with her husband, Rukia decides to give in. She usually doesn't let him win an arguement but annoyingly, he is right- she should stay home and rest. Not to mention how he looked very delicious at the moment- being all caring and stuff. she had to stop herself from jumping on top of him- which is weird since she usually doesn't get horny in the middle of arguments.
Later in the day, a doctor comes over, as per booked by her very aggrivating- but caring- husband.
Little does she know what she was going to discover at that doctors appointment.
.
Shes pregnant.
She was pregnant.
Rukia Kuchiki- now Kurosaki- was pregnant
With twins.
"You're due date is March 16th, congratulations Mrs Kurosaki! You're having twins!"
She shuddered at the use of "Mrs Kurosaki"- not that she had a problem with her husbands name, of course, but she simply wasn't quite used to being refered to that yet. Even after 3 beautiful years of marriage.
Oh, that blessed day- in her gorgeous shiromuku, with her arm linked to her brothers, walking down the isle, greeted with her soon-to-be husbands overly handsome face which was at that moment in bewilderment at her beauty- it was honestly magical.
She reminisces at the memorable day while staring at her wedding ring as she processes the information haven been given to her. Pregnant? She was on the pill- and twins? How the HELL were two fat ass babies going to fit in too her small ass body?! She was 4'11 and weighed 35kg for gods sake! Where in the world were TWO babies gonna to go?
"W-wait," she says abruptely, as she was struggling to process what the doctor had just informed her.
"Yes, Mrs Kurosaki? is something the matter?" they reply, turning their full attention to the pregnant women infront of them- who seemed pretty spooked at the information she had just received.
"A-are you quite sure? That i'm pregnant, with two babies?" Saying it out loud made it sound even more out of this world. How did she manage to end up with two babies in her stomach?
"Yes, ma'am, i'm quite sure" they say with certainty. "I ran a test, you see- oh, would you like schedule an apointment for an ultrasound? I know discovering you're pregnant can be alot to take in, but not to worry, Mrs Kuro..." The doctor continues and Rukia starts to feel faint. She was going to kill ichigo- this was obviously his fault, i mean, of course she'd end up pregnant with twins when he has twin sisters!
Oh, he was gonna get it.
Rukia's eyes go wide as she realises how unreasonable she just sounded just then- her husband had no say in how many babies she got pregnant with, despite him having twin sisters- she was of course going to kill him regardless but still- she sounded very pregnant just now.
Woah, she thought, realising this was legit- Shit, I really am pregnant, with not one child- but two.
She begins to panic- a typical reaction for a pregnant women discovering shes having children- how was she gonna tell Ichigo? And her brother, Byakuya? And Renji- and everyone for that matter? It'd be no different from declaring she'd been having sex, which is obviously normal for a married couple- but nevertheless, so embarrassing.
"Mrs Kurosaki?" The nurse says in a worried voice, "Are you quite alright?" Rukia gives no response, as she stares ahead of her, still processing the information being layed out.
Rukia then stops panicking, as her emotions quickly flip from panicked- to overjoyed, at the news she's received
"A mother," she whispers in bewilderment, as she finally- after around 10 minutes of shock- began to process her pregnancy. She was going to be a mother. Of twins.
"I'm going to be a mother." She says, tears growing in her eyes. She was going to start her own family, with the man she loved- she couldn't believe it.
She had grown up as an oprhan in the rukongai, fighting every day to survive, and here she was- becoming a mother of twins.
She starts to think back to all the events that led her to this moment- she did the same on her wedding as she walked down the isle to her now husband, it's just a thing she tends to do- Meeting him on that fateful day, joining his school, spending 3 months with him and being the happiest she was since Kaien's death, him coming to save her, her coming to live with him again not so long after that and once again being so incredibly happy, her going to save orihime with him, them saying goodbye for 17 long months- she was kinda mean for not visiting him, she thinks as she lets out a chuckle- them reuniting just like they always do, and so on.
Now she's becoming the mother of of his children.
Tears of joy streamed down her face, she was truly so blessed.
"M-mrs Kurosaki? A-are you quite alright?" the nurse questions in a panicked voice upon seeing Rukia cry "Do you not wish to be with child? I-if so then-"
"N-no, I'm fine, really" Rukia reassures as the doctor sighs in relief "Thank you, I-i'm just quite overjoyed, is all." She states in a strained voice as tears kept flowing. The doctor had another sigh of relief, they wouldn't known how to react if Rukia didn't wish to have children, after all, they themselves were overjoyed at the news as a doctor who's worked with the Kuchiki's for a very long time now.
.
After Rukia had calmed down, the doctor left and she was left alone with her tired self, not to mention pregnant self.
i sure hope they don't get Ichigo's orange hair, she thinks, and shudders at the thought- that'd be a nightmare.
As Rukia started to think about how she'd tell ichigo about her pregnancy, the phone starts to ring.
Well shit. She thinks, as she figured its probably the father of her children, who she doesn't know how to talk to at the moment.
She walks over and picks up the phone "Hello, Rukia Kuchi- I mean Kurosaki speaking." She cringes at how she nearly says Kuchiki- she seriously needs to get used to be Kurosaki now, she's pregnant with her husbands children, whom will also be taking that name.
The caller speaks, "Hey baby, is the doctor gone ?' It was her husband, of course. And to make things worse, he'd just called her baby.
He'll soon be finding out that i'm no longer his only baby.
"Yeah, they're gone, and i'm fine, they just gave me some medicine and told me to have lots of rest."
They also told me something else, she thinks as she infroms him about how the appointment went but i'm not quite ready to tell you.
"A-also, Ichigo?" Says Rukia, as she takes a deep breath, a nervous, scared, and anxious breath all in one
"Yes Rukia? " He replies, seemingly being occupied with how casually he replied "I- I have to tell you some-"
Rukia was suddenly cut off by Ichigo, "Sorry Rukia- can you tell me later? I'll be home in a few and I'm a little busy handling something important, after all, you said you'd kill me if i messed anything up- right? i'm sorry baby, tell me later, alright? I love you!" He says in a rush as he quickly hung up and Rukia feels a haze of rage come over her.
He did NOT just hang up on her while she was in the middle of telling him that she's pregnant with his fat ass babies- how dare he?
I mean yes she did tell him not to mess anything up but still! That doesn't give him the right to just hang up like that!
"Ugh, that bastard!" She grunts angrily, now she's gonna have to work up the courage to tell him in person. Oh, how she wished she could punch his ugly (beautiful) face!
Yeah, shes gonna kill him, she thinks with an evil smirk. she has many reasons to anyway- can you blame her?
As Rukia is thinking of what method of murder to use this time- maybe poison? I could make him tea and spike it? no, too kind. He should die a slow but painful death for everything he's done, giving him a pill is to easy and quick- She hears the front door open.
"Rukia, baby, i'm home." Announces her husband- "Sorry for for hanging up on you earlier, it was urgent- please don't kill me in my sleep- also what was that you wanted to to talk to me about?" He yells to her nonchalantly as he sets his zanpakuto down and takes his clothes off, leaving him shirtless- the horny fucker was in the mood for you-know-what- "Rukia? You there?" He calls out after he receives no reply. He was expecting his angry wife to come marching out in her bankai or something.
Meanwhile, his wife is now panicking in their bedroom about how she was going to face him.
Well shit.