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1. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth or it may explode by EvilRat_R

   Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

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   • Complete Work

   09 Oct 2023

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   • John Booko | BdoubleO100 & Steffen Mössner | Docm77
   • John Booko | BdoubleO100
   • Steffen Mössner | Docm77
   • Horses
   • Exploding
   • idk how to tag this man
   • just a tiny fic
   • that I posted in my tumblr and was like
   • You know what?
   • there is no reason to not post it on ao3
   • Prompt Fic
   • Tango Beef and Zedaph have briefly chat cammeos

   Summary

   Never look a gift horse in the mouth or so the saying says. A bunch of bullshit if you ask Bdubs, he has some very colorful words to say to the IDIOT that said this for the first time.

   or

   A tiny fic based on this prompt
   "A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away."
   Prompt from shittycryptids on tumblr

   Series

   • Part 1 of Evil Rat's Tumblr fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   316

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   42

   Bookmarks:

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