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“A love story?!”
“Er….”
“You dimwitted, stupid, imbecilic dunderhead!
“You know that you are citing synonyms, right?”
“Potter! Get the hell out of my room!”
“How is this supposed to be my fault? You know Skeeter! I only said that you helped me out of loyalty and friendship to my mom. She made you the Byronic hero! Not my fault, really.
“But I’m gay!”
“What?”
“Gay as in homosexual, queer, shirt-lifter, poof, faggot…
“Oh…”
“Problem, Potter?!”
“Just one.”
“What now?”
“When can I get you out of the Infirmary to dinner?
“…”
“Well?”
“Your treat?”
“Yeah…”
“Then not soon enough…”