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    All good things come in threes by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    04 Apr 2021

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    “I know all about your secret identity.”
    A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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    Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
    And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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    Far out by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    17 Sep 2022

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    It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
    “Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
    Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
    Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
    “Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
    “The kid.”
    “Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
    “Your stepson did these calculations?”
    “That’s not entirely—“
    “Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.

     

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    seasonal pumpkin spice cup noodles by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    04 Jan 2022

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    “No one has any more pumpkin spice cup noodles,” Peter says miserably. “I think that Flash bought every single one in the entire city just to spite me. And also because – oh man, Mr. Stark, they smell so freaking good.”

    “Ah. Soup. You’re definitely freaking out a reasonable amount about this.”

    “Yes, Mr. Stark, soup. What aren’t you getting? It’s soup. Life-changing soup. Pumpkin. Flavored. Cup. Noodles.”

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    or, peter just NEEDS a limited edition pumpkin-spice-flavored cup noodles, and tony wishes that he’d tried to find the damn thing before agreeing.

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes from a Graduating Senior’s Life by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    01 Jun 2020

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    When Peter's Teacher announces that his Graduating Class's Senior Trip is going to be to Stark Industries, the place where Peter has an internship, and where he spends so much of his free time, he is... less than enthused. No one believes his Internship is real and frankly, he just doesn't want to deal with it, but between May and Mr. Stark, he doesn't really think he's going to get much of a choice.
    He's going to have to go
    At least Ned is excited about it.
    And hey, he has a month till the actual day, maybe he'll fall into a pit or get carried away by a stork-themed villain or fall into a Coma or something before the dreaded Field Trip

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    call you home by

    Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

    29 Jul 2022

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    sometimes family is who you're born with.

    and sometimes family is a spider boy, a rich not-dad, and a kickass aunt.

    (or; tony, may, and peter find a place in each other's lives)

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