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  1. Of Blood and Poison by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    11 Feb 2024

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    “Listen here you little shit.” Astarion felt the conviction in his words, the vindication. “They might have use of you for now but make no mistake. I won’t be replaced by some half-rate impostor. I was here long before you and I’ll be here long after you. So enjoy the attention while you can. Your days are numbered.”

    Did he feel better? Maybe a smidgen. If the thing had cried or wailed over its pitiful existence and inevitable fading into obscurity maybe he would’ve been more satisfied.

    Then again, it was a skeleton key so he wasn’t sure what he had been expecting.
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    A collection of oneshots as two rogues try to con each other and oopsie feelings get in the way and also there’s a plot to save the world from a giant brain going on in the background.

    Or all of my social media is still bombarding me with Astarion and if I have to deal with the 3 am brainrot so do you.

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