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"Drem I love you." You said. His mask was covered in booger n belly button lint n shit. "Thabj you." He cried. "Everyobe bullied me for being ugly, but actually I'm hideous. So they were really nice." He explained.
"You are the most beautufulest ever. I used to binge your minecraft dream smp videos every night before bed. So much that I didn't shower. No deodorant either. My mommy called me stinky, n to stop watching that 'fat ugly drem Shane Dawson guy' but I still kept doing it because I love you." You said.
"You're my biggest fan." He commented. "Yeah." You agreed.
"Dod you cheat at your minecraft spredruns??" You asked. "No. I only did things against the rules." He explained. "I knew it could believe in you." You said.
"People say I'm an ugly fat cheater pedo, maybe it's true." Drem slumped against a wall sadly. "Noo! Don't give into the haters." You tried to cumfart dream.
"It's no use anymroe." He rip his mask off n threw it, his booger covered face being revealed.
"Drem... your face!!" You screamed, no one had seem his face yet. "I know, tell me I'm ugly I already know." He sighed 36 times. "No your an angle." You said. His eyes widened "thank."
Je sighed again n looked like he was abt to sang.
[Insert Mask lyrics here]
"Drem... I didn't know you felt that,way. " you cried.
You both got married n had a kid you named wet dream n lived happily forever after the end.
THATS WHAT TYE POINT OF THE MASK WAS