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1. "Wizard breaks into couple's flat, sits on their sofa and makes an unusual request" by IzRoan

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   17 Oct 2023

   Tags

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   • Luna Lovegood & Draco Malfoy
   • Luna Lovegood/Neville Longbottom
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • neville is confused
   • Draco is chaotic
   • Draco went to Azkaban
   • He is cavalier but still very traumatized from it
   • Draco feels bad about Luna's stint in the Malfoy dungeons
   • mentions of Santa Claus - Freeform
   • mentions of herbal tea
   • mentions of cursed objects pilfered from the abandoned Lestrange abode
   • Cursebreaker's Apprentice Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom is Handsome
   • Draco does not hide his feelings about it
   • Pre-Slash
   • Pre-Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Luna Lovegood & Draco Malfoy Friendship
   • Humor

   Summary

   This is the most recent installment of my 20-minute interconnected ficlet series inspired by Florida Man headlines.

   Today's Headline: Florida Man Breaks into woman’s house, sits on her couch and makes an unusual request.

   Summary: Neville stumbles upon Draco sitting on his sofa at fuck off in the morning. Draco explains why as concisely as he can (he is not concise). Draco has also brought with him Santa's sack of nightmares and unspeakable horrors.

   Series

   • Part 9 of Headlines

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   English

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