Chapter 1: Pumpkin, More like Pump-Can You Pick Me Up, Dad? I'm Scared.
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It was just a little bit of holiday flair. Naven really thought it would be harmless. Maybe it would even encourage his students! He felt he had made a mistake the moment Trixie and Molly eye the tiny, plastic jack o'lantern with unease.
Before he could ask, Trixie spoke. "You'd better get rid of that before Feenie sees."
Naven was more confused than he was prior. "What do you mean?" They both stammered. So much for these interpersonal communication lessons.
He got his answer when Phoenica entered the room. Her "Sorry I'm late!" was interrupted by her own terrified scream.
Chapter 2: Bear-iety
Summary:
Day 2 - Costume Shopping
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Instead of shopping alone (and having to scam their classmates for money), Molly and Trixie went shopping with Giovanni and his Boys. Molly ran to the bear costumes, dragging Giovanni along, and Crusher and Spike followed. Meanwhile, Trixie made a grab for as many glow sticks as they could, the other Boys sticking with them to assure they didn't eat any.
"I wanna shake things up this year," Molly hummed, scanning over the costumes. Giovanni launched into a pitch for a "zombear." Molly only half-listened. She skipped up to a polar bear costume. "This one," she chose with a smile.
Notes:
I do wonder how Giovanni's "Zombear" idea would have panned out tho...
Chapter 3: Scarier Than Ghosts and Ghouls- A Very Stoic Guy
Summary:
Day 3 - Go Ahead and Show Off Those Costumes!
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Molly couldn't remember the last time she'd been able to go trick-or-treating. Molly was grateful that Giovanni insisted on going with her. After all, Trixie also had someone looking after them, but unlike the usual Moxie, her oldest sibling Xerxes was with her. He kinda scared Molly.
It was time to focus on the next door. Giovanni rang the bell, and when the door opened, they all yelled, "Trick-or-treat!"
"I'm a neon devil," Trixie clarified, tired of being asked.
"Supervillain!" Giovanni added.
"Polar bear! Rawr!"
There was a pause, then Xerxes joined in. "Grown man." Molly couldn't help but laugh.
Chapter 4: Giovanni Still Isn't Going to Understand What You Mean, Crusher
Summary:
Day 4 - A Spooky Treat! (Based Off of One of the Characters)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Giovanni's secret villain group had a halloween treat exchange, naturally. Everyone drew a name from a hat. Then they had to make a spooky treat based for the person they'd drawn. Naturally, Crusher was ecstatic when he drew Giovanni's name.
At least, until it actually came time to bake.
"What do I do?" he wailed over the phone to Flamethrower, "The only shape I can think of is a heart! Hearts aren't spooky!"
"Relax, dude," Flamethrower replied, "Just make- uh, a zombie heart or something. Boss loves zombie stuff!"
"Ah, good idea!" Crusher nodded, "I'll have to buy green frosting."
Notes:
You can try, but Giovanni will never realize several people have a crush on him. He sees this cookies and goes "Ooooo, spooky zombie hearts cookies!" and eats them all on the spot, compliments Crusher's baking skills, then moves on to give his treat to whoever he got.
Chapter 5: Gourds Have Feelings Too!
Summary:
Day 5 - Carving Pumpkins
Notes:
This one has a bit of continuity with my prompts last year. A bit of a treat for those who saw it then! (This one also kinda fixes the inconsistency of Phoenica being there to carve pumpkins in last year's batch of drabbles).
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"Feenie won't give pumpkins another chance because last year, you," Trixie pointed an accusatory finger at Rick, "Covered her in pumpkin guts."
"So this year," Molly chimed in, "We're going to show you how to carve a pumpkin gently."
"Ah!" Rick exclaimed, looking down at his pumpkin, "So the gourd requires tender, loving care! Gotcha!"
Molly picked up the knife, and pushed it into the top of her pumpkin with the necessary force. "See? Like this."
"Don't stab with murderous intent," Trixie added.
Rick's lip quivered. "Why are we cutting up the pumpkins?" he asked, "That's not TLC!"
Trixie face-palmed.
Chapter 6: The Notorious Cutesy Costume Giver known as "Trixie's Mom"
Summary:
Day 6 - Angel/Demon
Notes:
I could have Phoenica and Trixie for this one, BUT it felt too easy. And also I love the Roughouses and wanted a reason to write more about them. (I think almost every member of Trixie's family, if not all of them, get name dropped in this collection of drabbles lol)
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Rex tugged at the halo his mother affixed above his head. "Mom, I hate this costume," he complained.
Izzy took her son's head in her hands. "You're my cute little angel!" she squealed, "And you'll look absolutely adorable next to Bellatrix!"
On cue, Trixie walked in, and burst out laughing at Rex pouting in his angel costume. They twirled in their own neon devil costume they bought with Giovanni. "Looks like mom hit you with the cutesy costume this year," they teased.
Rex's frown deepened. "Do we have to take a photo?"
"Of course!" Izzy cooed, holding up her phone.
Chapter 7: Witch's Brew (Haphazardly Homemade!)
Summary:
Day 7 - Trixie No- Not Another Potion-
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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"Bellatrix, sweetie, you know I support you," Iggy roughhouse said, ruffling his child's hair, "But the kitchen table is covered in dish soap and grape jelly."
"I'm making a potion of stick-to-the-floor," Trixie informed him, "And those are key ingredients."
Trixie's eldest sister, who'd been watching the kitchen be massacred in-between glances at her phone from the corner, snickered. "Aren't they all sticky? 'Cuz stick to me is all they ever do."
Trixie wilted.
"Roxanne!" Iggy snapped at her. Roxanne just lifted a hand to hide her laughter.
"Tell ya what, Trix. I'll help you with that," their father decided.
Notes:
Like I said. Every Roughouse I can fit.
Chapter 8: They Are So, So Sleepy All The Time
Summary:
Day 8 - Rainy Day
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Maybe it was the fact that Apples to Apples was a slow-paced game, or maybe it was the sound of rain outside. Regardless, Sylvie and Molly could barely keep their eyes open. He reread the prompt card once again in an attempt to stay awake. Then, Molly yawned. So, Sylvie yawned.
The cards in Molly's hands slipped away onto the floor. She leaned against the foot of the couch, quietly snoring. Sylvie folded his arms on the table and closed his eyes. A short nap won't hurt.
Giovanni, the judge for the round, looked between the two. "Guess I win."
Notes:
Had to fit Sylvie in there somewhere. I care him. :Pleading:
Chapter 9: Ambush (But Friendly Fire and also Silly)
Summary:
Day 9 - I Think I Heard Electric Giggling Somewhere
Notes:
This one gave me trouble because I couldn't think of a good idea for a Yoomtah story. Then, I though of her Zora and how they have a similar vibe, and this idea slammed into my brain so fast lol.
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Zora was quieter than the crisp, autumn breeze as she ran through the forest tracking her latest target. Her smile, sharpened by the thrill of the hunt, fell into a suddenly serious line as her ears strained at the faint sound of laughter.
Familiar laughter.
Zora was a master at her craft, but she knew Yoomtah could only be detected if she wanted to be. She turned frantically, trying to spot her gremlin of a friend. Too late, she looked up at the treetops.
Thump.
Yoomtah dropped right on top of her with a maniacal cackle. "Hi, Yooms," Zora groaned.
Chapter 10: Pumpkin Spice Latte (Or Whatever Folks Get, I Don't Like Coffee)
Summary:
Day 10 - Enjoying Autumn in a Law Abiding and Orderly Way
Notes:
Percy is a notoriously difficult character for me to write, which is sadly why she does not appear in my fics often. However, when faced with the Percy prompt, I made the easy and quick decision to make this drabble cater directly to Paz, the creator of these prompts, and the world's biggest Percy and Meryl fan. Here's some friendship for you all (totally can be read as qpr if you want; in fact, I encourage it).
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Meryl poured over paperwork in the early morning. The tapping of fallen leaves hitting the window, caught in the wind, threatened to distract her. She reminded herself again, anxiety rising, This has to be finished! I have to complete this now!
The door opened, and Meryl's heart nearly shot out of her chest as she yelped in surprise. As she steadied her breathing, Percy placed a coffee on her desk.
"You know, caffeine is not going to improve your condition," Percy chided, "But as your friend, I am happy to oblige your request regardless."
Meryl swallowed, then weakly laughed. "Thanks."
Chapter 11: In Which Trixie Learns that Sometimes Other People See a Ghost Too
Summary:
Day 11 - Ghost Encounter
Notes:
As with last year, Doc Chappy had to be included in the ghost prompt. Since Jello has talked about Chappy on Tumblr before, and since both he and Majin stated that they doubt Chappy will be very relevant in Epithet Erased proper, I feel safe writing about him. However, for those who still want a warning, possible spoilers for Anime Campaign.
Anyways, this year, the focus is less on Chappy and more on how I think a funny first meeting between Trixie and Carlton would be in Trixie hadn't seen them first when they were on their honeymoon. Because Carlton and Chappy are still kinda funny to me.
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When Molly invited them to hang out with Sylvie while his uncle was visiting, Trixie wasn't expecting the guy to be haunted. I'm acting like a grade-A weirdo, Trixie thought to themself, keeping their distance from the specter that followed Doc Chappy.
"Are you okay?" Sylvie whispered to them when he had a chance. Though his initial impression had been 'total dweeb,' Trixie found that underneath the arrogance, Sylvie was pretty nice.
"There's a ghost following your uncle," she whispered back.
Sylvie blinked. "Yeah?"
"You can see him?"
"We can all see him. That's his husband."
"His what?" Trixie squeaked.
Chapter 12: The Best Threat a Bunch Of Suckers in a Pyramid Scheme Can Do
Summary:
Day 12 - A Banzai ambush? Hold on, is that toilet paper?
Notes:
I imagine that the higher-ups of the Banzai Blasters are not too happy that Giovanni resigned and started his own gang. However, I also imagine that they don't have that much fire power when all they do is dispatch the minions they're scamming lol.
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"I can't believe this!" Giovanni huffed, "This never happened to anyone else!"
"No one else went against the higher-ups, Boss," Ben muttered. Spike jabbed him with her elbow. Ben pouted, "What? It's not a bad thing!"
"I get what Ben's trying to say," Flamethrower admitted, "The others were…"
"Jerks," Ben finished. Giovanni scanned the treehouse as the rest lamented. It would take forever for them to clean all this toilet paper…
Unless…
"Let's make it a game!" he decided, "Whoever cleans the most gets an entire bag of candy once it's all on sale."
The minions stopped frowning and cheered.
Chapter 13: Tricks > Treats
Summary:
Day 13 - Trick-or-Treating
Notes:
I think Rex and Stink should be friends. Stonk too. Let them be friends!
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Trixie was out with Molly, Xerxes, and Giovanni. Rex was stuck with Roxanne and Moxie. He knew that Xerxes wasn't going to dress up either, but at least Xerxes wouldn't tease his costume.
"Trixie's not even here," he grumbled.
"Cheer up, Rex!" Moxie tried, geared up in her baseball uniform like it was a costume, "Free candy!"
This Halloween was a bust. That was, until he heard a voice.
"Look what your house did to my children!" an egg-costumed boy yelled.
"Woah, that kid destroyed the guy's house!" Moxie cackled.
And Rex's eyes shone at the genius of the trickster.
Chapter 14: Candy Trade
Summary:
Day 14 - Favorite Halloween Candy
Notes:
Shocked I didn't write something like this last year. Candy trades are such fun ways to explore characters and friendships and stuff. Personality is stored in the candy, closeness is stored in the trade deal.
Also, this Epithetober's dose of Lorelai stanning and a reminder that Lorelai does, in fact, enjoy doing fun things with Molly and cares for her. She's a teen who needs serious therapy, not a monster.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"Two choco-drops for two marshmallow bunnies."
"Four."
"Deal."
"Uhg, three boxes of gumdrops. You want these?"
"Sure. Do you want my apple? That lady gave me a bottle of water, too."
"Please," Molly answered, taking the apple and water with a smile. Then, she spied something in Lorelai's candy pile. "Oh my goodness! Someone gave you a butterscotch disk!" she squeaked, "I can give you- uh-!"
"Just take it," Lorelai said with a smile, dropping it in front of Molly.
Molly looked at it in shock. She was used to conflict, but despite everything her sister still cared for her.
Notes:
Yeah, I think that Molly's favorite types of candy are more savory chocolates like dark chocolate or stuff like 3 Musketeers. Canon itself seems to support that Molly would love the house that gives out popcorn packets or better yet apples (Same, Molly, same). Meanwhile, I think given Lorelai's sweet tooth, she'd have more of a taste for things like sweet tarts and skittles and sugar drops. Also, I headcanon those Peeps Rabbits are her favorite since they're both a fit for her taste and modeled after her favorite animal.
Chapter 15: More like Three-loween
Summary:
Day 15 - Halloween Party
Notes:
Of course, I have to make the last chapter two-loween themed again lol. I love the two-loween skit.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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By the third consecutive two-loween, they officially declared it tradition. "Why didn't we decide this earlier?" Giovanni laughed.
"I don't know," Sylvie shrugged, "Why didn't you? It's your party."
Giovanni laughed again. "I dunno either. I guess I didn't expect that it'd be such a hit."
And it was. It wasn't just the original invites anymore. Friends of friends were asking to attend, and Giovanni was happy to oblige so long as everyone was happy (and willing to bring candy to share).
"I see no reason why it wouldn't," Molly smiled, "You're awesome!"
Giovanni smiled back. "Thank you," he breathed.
Notes:
I know it's late and all the trick-or-treating is over, but Happy Halloween, y'all!

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