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the unhinged chatroom

Summary:

a glimpse into haobin/gyubrick's discord chat room where they are just witnessing hao having a meltdown about txt's photocards

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Discord:

soobin liker

yesstyle is sick of me

[Screenshot from Yesstyle Customer Service]

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ok

thank you

xXsanluvr_0710xX

“pls”

not your government name on FULL DISPLAY

*Notification*

WEBSITE

OLIVEYOUNG

CLIO KILL COVER HIGH GLOW CUSHION SPECIAL SET

[FREE GIFT] TOMORROW X TOGETHER PHOTO SET

Discord:

xXsanluvr_0710xX

the hi is making me laugh

soobin liker

OH MY GOD

TXT IM GONNA BE SICK

xXsanluvr_0710xX

what

now who’s SICK

soobin liker

IT COMES WITH A PHOTOCARD

ITS ONLY OLIVEYOUNG

IM GONNA BE SICK

xXsanluvr_0710xX

are you gonna buy it

soobin liker

yes.

im getting @bingbing one

so i can keep

his photo set

bingbing

wait

that’s okay I need a new makeup cushion btw

soobin liker

OK DAYUM

I DON’T HAVE MONEY RN

bingbing

is it mystery photocard or

soobin liker

$70

bingbing

what da hell

that’s a nosebleed ticket

soobin liker

no

that’s how much money I have in my bank account

HELP

@lovelicky are u rich

please i will repay you back in boba drinks

lovelicky

how much

xXsanluvr_0710xX

can you buy me ateez album pretty please @lovelicky

i will shower you in kisses

soobin liker

i could smell Soobin from there

idk I have to order

lovelicky

go find out before i change my mind

xXsanluvr_0710xX

why didn't you respond to my generous offer :(

@lovelicky uh are you at the apartment i forgot the key…

soobin liker

@bingbing what’s your shade

bingbing

um what are the options

soobin liker

WEBSITE SCREENSHOT:

CLIO

TYPE

[Original Product + Refill + Highlighter] #02 LING

[Original Product + Refill + Highlighter] #03 LINE

[Original Product + Refill + Highlighter] #04 GING

bingbing

the second one i think

soobin liker

i use linen

go on findation

and see

bingbing

what

soobin liker

findstion

findstion

findation

bingbing

i dontknow what u r saying

soobin liker

put in ur like foundation shades and stuff

and it should give u the best match for that

damn i'll find it for u

ok what foundation brand u use

HURRY

bingbing

im staring at my screen reading this 12 times and i dont get it

i have a bare minerals foundation idk the shade name

soobin liker

okay okay

find the name DAYUM

bingbing

im getting up hold on

plz don’t hurt me

soobin liker

bites ur toes off

bingbing

barepro versions ivory 02

soobin liker

babe is paper white

bingbing

alright now

and my concealer shade is maybelline 05

soobin liker

whats ur concealer again

whats the name

GROWLS

bingbing

FIT ME

soobin liker

bro is ivory

girl ur shade 2 lingerie for clio

bingbing

:/

soobin liker

do u already have clio cushion

bingbing

nope

my only foundation is the bare minerals one

soobin liker

okay i found it

you’re 002 lingerie

the audience has spoken

soobin liker

wth

soobin better deliver this to my door

@lovelicky can you venmo me $50

bingbing

please ricky

he’s practically biting my head off

saying stuff like i want soobin pc giving me a kiss

lovelicky

don’t worry zh

as long as i get my promised boba

soobin liker

of course i always keep my promises

gonna pay you back

after my work shifts...

it’s a tough life

bingbing

having a boyfriend who loves txt

another level of crazy delusional

and i love jaehyun

that's saying a lot

xXsanluvr_0710xX

I GOT INTO OUR APARTMENT

thank you kim ricky

i will shower you in kisses after im done with homework TT

bingbing

dang ricky our knight in shining armor 

soobin liker

you would still have me tho ^3^

lovelicky

@xXsanluvr_0710xX youre welcome

don't let it happen next time 

xXsanluvr_0710xX

okay acting all mad when we're literally cuddling rn

i see right thru you

lovelicky

you know you came onto me

i was minding my business

soobin liker 

congratulations?

bingbing

hao ge~ 

come home quickly

the kids miss you

by kids i mean our cat

xXsanluvr_0710xX

and i thought me and ricky were gross in love

we hold hands even

OOF GOTTA GO MY CAT WANTS ATTENTION

soobin liker

um

whatever that was

bingbing

ah young love

soobin liker 

coming in 20 

bringing greek yogurt for our nightly snacks

bingbing

!!!!

Notes:

okay i wanted to write something cause i got inspired by my txt friend who quite literally is a soobin stan and hao likes soobin!

thus, i connected the dots and made this discord chat on what would go down between haobin and gyubrick nation! lowkey looking forward to writing about gyubrick cause i love their dynamics together in writing

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retrospring