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    She took a deep breath and averted his gaze. “I want to the One Piece so I can get myself a nice boyfriend.”, she quickly mumbled and Cat snorted with laughter.
    “Seriously?!”
    “What?”, Mary asked, holding up her hands defensively. “At least I don’t want it for power or destruction or something!”
    “But how in the world is some treasure going to get you a partner - and to be more exact, a partner who isn’t a greedy gold digger?”, Cat chuckled and Mary hummed in thought.

    “I guess I haven’t said it correctly. I don’t want to find the One Piece myself, I want to go on the quest so that I can find the one who will and that is going to be my boyfriend - or girlfriend. I shall be their queen consort and mother of their heirs!”
    Cat raised his eyebrows to his hairline. “So you are the gold digger.”

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    This is straight up just a self-insert for me and my best friend and since I haven't had the patience to write one in middleschool, I'm gonna waste my university time on it. So please keep that in mind, this is 100% not to be taken seriously in any way and regard - it's basically just the literary equivalent of playing in the schoolyard.

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