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Cosmo and china are sitting down together having their lunch while gossiping about random topics that they know.
“Girl please, I will admit I was a bit salty that Megan has her hands on Danny but that was because I want him!” Cosmo says while being defensive in a playful manner.
”Well China was not dumb! You were pinning for him until he dumps you for Megan, that white girl is so lucky to have him.” China replies back while looking to see Danny and Danny talking, Megan was pulling out a smile towards him in which was very rare sometimes she is mostly moody.
”well anyways, have you got any news? What happened while I was gone?” Cosmo questions china as be was sick for two days which meant he couldn’t really go to school.
“Well nothing much to be honest- oh wait, there has been some heartbreaks, apparently stud muffin and jake broke up.” China replies to Cosmo.
”oh..I don’t know who he is, isn’t he that one guy who plays games or something?” Cosmo said, he does remember seeing him and having small chats with him but he wouldn’t say he is a close friend of him…yet.
”yeah that’s the one, to be honest China feels bad for him, too hard being a single Pringle.” China says while knowing the fact she is indeed single.
”me too..I’m single as well I could do anything for a hot guy.” Cosmo says looking at multiple dudes eating their meals.
”oooh…how about you two match up together?!” China said as her mind was filled with joy in which Cosmo laughs.
”china girl I love you but no, I love buff men only, I need a men with such huge morning wood.” Cosmo spoke while calming down after laughing.
”oh come on! You haven’t even give him a chance, sure he isn’t hunky or buff but he is cute don’t you think?”
“he is but I ain’t gonna go for him!” Cosmo says as he eats his meal.
”well fine then, guess china is gonna have to this the hard way..” china says as she stands up and walks to an another table.
”hmm? What is she doing now.” Cosmo said in his mind as he is eating, he was glad that china managed to get over the fact that he would never date a guy who isn’t buff..
Oh boy was he truly wrong..
It was Saturday & Cosmo was at his house, he was busy texting china and the others when all of the sudden he receives a message from an unknown sender.
Cosmo: um..hello?
???: hey, is this Cosmo? I was meant tj text you after school but I forgot..
Cosmo: who is this and how did you get my number?
???: sorry, it’s me Stuart but you can call me stud muffin.
cosmo’s eyes widened in shock, how thé hell did this guy gets his number, now he was kinda pissed off, he thought it was some random guy wanting to hook up but turns out it’s a gamer boy.
???: um..hello?
Cosmo: I’m sorry but how did you get my number?
???: um..I don’t think I’m allowed to tell you..
Cosmo: ok I’m being serious did someone gave you my number?
Stuart didn’t responded, Cosmo’s mind was on one person right now..
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Cosmo: CHINA-
China: hey bestie!
Cosmo: No don’t bestie me, did you gave my number to someone-
Megan: wait what-
Danny: ???
China: I was trying to hook your twink ass up with him.
Cosmo: Oh my god! Thank you so much now he had my number!
China: both of your asses are single and ready to mingle!
Cosmo: China you are so chaotic-
China: At least china wasn’t so obsessive with Danny for a week-
Cosmo: WHY DID U HAD TO BRING THAT UP-
Danny: oh yeah I remember that..
Megan: me too.
China: Boy just give him a Chance-
Cosmo: and what if I don’t?
China: then I will tell Danny and Megan about…
Cosmo: OK FINE-
China: See china loves you 😊
Cosmo: yeah I love me too-
China: BITCH-
China: anyway you should hang out at a cafe today, just be there by 3:00 PM and things will be ok!
Cosmo: oh my god..
Danny: hey at least you can finally get someone.
Megan: instead of being in love with MY man-
Cosmo: Megan you used to hate danny.
Megan: this isn’t ME we are talking about-
Cosmo: ok I’m gonna go get changed to take care.
Danny: bye!
Megan: never come back.
China: Bye Cosmo! China knows you can do this.
Cosmo: I love y’all-