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You rip the earphones out of your ears and glare at Jisung. He's been letting you listen to new music for the past couple of hours and it's been fun. A lot of the music is loud so you've been listening to it at a lower volume, but with this last song, it wouldn't have mattered how low you put the volume.
"Do you hate living?" You ask Jisung annoyed, rubbing your temple.
"What did I do now?" He asks confused. He's sitting next to you eating chips and watching a video on your phone. You have his phone in your hands as you listen to music.
"The dog whistle," You groan. His eyes drift to the whistle sitting on the coffee table in front of you.
"I am nowhere near that thing!" He shouts. Even his yelling is a lower frequency compared to whatever you just heard.
"Not that dog whistle," You disconnect the earphones from Jisung's phone. "the dog whistle in the song."
"Oh, that!"
"Oh, that?" It's your turn to look at him in confusion with your eyebrow raised and furrowed. He sits up from his position on the couch and turns your phone off.
"I put that in there for you. Like an easter egg into." He says excitedly.
Since finding out you're a werewolf, Jisung has been having fun with the whole idea. He started buying dog toys and treats for you as a joke. It got to the point that if you wanted him to get you a snack you had to tell him that you wanted a human snack. If he was eating chocolate and you wanted some he would tell you that “chocolate isn’t good for dogs.” He bought a dog whistle recently and you had to confiscate it from him because he wasn’t using it properly. Instead of heads up when he throws something at you, he says fetch. You love him, but sometimes you want to deck him.
“As cute as that is, I’m going to need you to not do that. It felt like someone took a burning hot fire poker and stuck it through my brain."
"You have a brain?" He says under his breath.
"You aren't allowed to talk about not having a brain."
"You heard that?" He asks shocked. You can't help but blink at him. Not in confusion or disappointment, but just blink.
"My point exactly." You sign.
"What?"
"I have dog-like hearing, remember?"
"Oh shit, you're right. Baby, I'm sorry."
"It must be nice walking around without a single thought huh," you mumble leaning back into the couch.
"What was that?"
"Nothing," You hum as you put the headphones back in, lowering the volume yet again.
"Jagia, I know you're mad," He puts down your phone and throws his arms around you, snuggling his head into your chest. "But I really did it to be sweet this time!"
"This time," You scoff, your hand finding the top of his head and gently stroking it out of habit. You can tell by the sound of his heartbeat that he's being truthful. Another talent of yours, you can tell when he's lying by listening to his heartbeat.
"I'll have Chan hyung help me take all of the dog whistles off of the songs."
"All of them? How many songs did you fuck up with dog whistles?"
"...For my health, you better stop listening to the album now."
"Jisung," You groan.
"Sorry, I thought it was funny at the time!"