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KARKAT: OKAY WELL I'LL GET GOING NOW. DONT WANT TO KEEP ROSEMARY WAITING.
DAVE: youre going 10 minutes early with a gift basket
DAVE: pretty sure they're not being kept waiting
karkat looks displeased with that comment, he would flip you off if not concerned with being a good moirail
DAVE: ok i do think your bookclub is really cute
KARKAT: IT IS A PLACE OF SERIOUS DISCUSSION AND HOURS OF DEBATE. YOU COULDN'T BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WE DO THERE, THE DEPTHS OF LITERATURE WE UNRAVEL IN EVERY MEETING. WE DEAL WITH CONCEPTS THAT WOULD TEAR YOU TO SHREDS LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING
KARKAT: IT IS *EXTREMELY* CUTE
DAVE: how did i ever get lucky enough to be bombarded with words after any statement i present
KARKAT: I WOULD TALK ABOUT HOW CUDDLY ROSE GETS LATE AT NIGHT, BUT YOU MIGHT JUST GET JEALOUS. (:B
DAVE: bad moirailing youre doing
DAVE: this shit right here
DAVE: horrible moirailing
he chuckles and bends down to give you a little kiss before leaving the room, you're used to this by now, the rosemarykat bookclub has had pretty consistent meetings for the past month. It's just you and jade in the house now, some good ol' dog wife time. You wonder where she is tho, she's usually laying in bed next to you by now
thump... thump... thump....
well thats one sign she's approaching
JADE: ddaaaaaaaaavveeeeeeee!
JADE: what do you think!!!
jade twirls around showing you her new dress, a great fit, really colorful, so its probably kanayas work
DAVE: rlly cute jade
JADE: :D
DAVE: but its not exactly
DAVE: laying in bed watching a movie material
JADE: umm.. well i wont be laying in bed so that shouldn't be a problem!
DAVE: huh what
DAVE: youre going out as well
JADE: yea with callie and jane!
JADE: ..iii told you two days agoo?
you were not listening.
DAVE: i was not listening
JADE: what a boyfriend you are!! hehe <3 <3
DAVE: youre going out
DAVE: karkats going out
DAVE: what about poor sweet dave
JADE: ooh umm.. i could call up a babysitter if you want :o
you dont wanna think about how sarcastic she's being, what the implications behind that comment are. Or maybe she's just being Jade, you may never know. You still pull a big frown and kinda flop over unenthusiastically
JADE: you knooww.. since rose, kan and karkat will be busy
JADE: and janey callie and me will be out..
JADE: roxy would probably be pretty lonelyy..
DAVE: who put you up to this
DAVE: was it rose
DAVE: is she getting back on me for commenting on her daddy issues by making me face my familial struggles
JADE: dave >:(
DAVE: yea sorry
DAVE: ill call roxy
DAVE: thanks jade
JADE: <3 <3 <3
she leans in for what you thought was a kiss, but she licks your face and you struggle to get her off before she licks your ears. She takes her keys and leaves. You've nothing to do but call roxy you guess