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1. Birthday Cake by GroovyNightStrawberry

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Oct 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Birthday Cake
   • Birthday Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Dining at the Ritz (Good Omens)
   • Paperwork
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   “Why have you brought me a cake?” Aziraphale asked, still blank.

    

   “Do I need an occasion? You like cake.”

    

   “Yes, but...” Aziraphale wondered if it would cause offense if he mentioned that he liked good cake, not a cheap Madeira covered in sugar sprinkles from Sainsbury’s. Which Crowley knew, obviously, having spent a not insignificant portion of their centuries on Earth watching Aziraphale eat cake.

    

   “Although it is an occasion,” Crowley went on, apparently taking pity on Aziraphale’s inability to form a sentence. “Happy birthday!”

    

   “Crowley...” The look Aziraphale gave him suggested that perhaps they should watch their footing, lest they trip over the marbles that Crowley had clearly lost. “I don’t have a birthday. Neither of us do. Days didn’t exist yet, when we were created.”

    

   Crowley decides to indulge Aziraphale's love of correct paperwork.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ineffable Baked Goods

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