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Loki somehow found a way to complain about every tiny little thing. His favourite topic was the TVA.
He would whinge about the food (“Not enough seasoning and why is everything beige, how did you manage to make peas beige?”), about the smell (“There’s this horrible disinfectant everywhere, yes I know everything is clean but at what cost? I can’t smell anything but artificial lemon and it’s disgusting.”), about the clothes (“Everything itches. How do you live like this? You know there are fabrics other than polyester, right? They do exist.”), even about Mobius himself (“Why do you breathe so loud? Why do you chew so loud? The sight of your moustache makes me want to rip my face off.”).
So yup. It was a lot. Mobius coped with it by ignoring it, but that didn’t put Loki off. Nothing put Loki off. He just kept going.
(Or: Mobius and Loki become roommates and have movie nights. This escalates.)