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Batteries not Required by TriviasFolly
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Oct 2023
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Summary
In hindsight, there were a lot of ways Wei Wuxian could have avoided the crisis of breaking his dildo the night before his heat.
He could have checked his batteries the day before, when his pre-heat wasn’t wreaking havoc on his body and his emotions. Or, he could have more than one dildo. He wasn’t a broke ass college student any more, he could afford it. He also could have turned the kitchen light on instead of sneaking in with his phone flashlight like a burglar fumbling to balance it, the batteries and the dildo. Which resulted in him dropping the dildo and it shattering into thousands of pieces.But he’d done none of that, so here he was living with the consquences. Thankfully, he also lived with Lan Zhan.