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1. Is this where i use a Hozier lyric? (I have never written anything seriously and i am mentally ill pls help.) by Umbrawolf1329

   Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   07 Nov 2023

   Tags

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   • Blaidd the Half-Wolf/Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Blaidd the Half-Wolf (Elden Ring)
   • Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Miquella (Elden Ring)
   • Malenia Blade of Miquella (Elden Ring)
   • Ranni the Witch (Elden Ring)
   • Rennala Queen of the Full Moon (Elden Ring)
   • Morgott the Omen King | Margit the Fell Omen
   • Mohg Lord of Blood (Elden Ring)
   • Starscourge Radahn (Elden Ring)
   • Rykard Lord of Blasphemy (Elden Ring)
   • Queen Marika the Eternal (Elden Ring)
   • Radagon of the Golden Order (Elden Ring)
   • Godfrey | Hoarah Loux
   • Beast Regent Serosh (Elden Ring)
   • War Counselor Iji (Elden Ring)
   • Preceptor Seluvis (Elden Ring)
   • Sorceress Sellen (Elden Ring)
   • Melina (Elden Ring)
   • Godwyn the Golden (Elden Ring)
   • Boc the Seamster (Elden Ring)
   • Ancient Dragon Lansseax (Elden Ring)
   • Lichdragon Fortissax (Elden Ring)
   • Gurranq Beast Clergyman (Elden Ring)
   • My First Work in This Fandom
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Help

   Summary

   An attempt to make a cohesive story about this world, and a venture into authorhood. If thats a thing.
   Anyways, you know the shit. Dumbass is brought back from the dead in a very wimdy chapel, gets sent the fuck back by spiderman, and then meets a horse and his girl. (This will most likely change once ive found a rythym.)
   This will be horny. It will also be a tad weird. But mostly just an attempt to put thoughts to words. If no one reads it, then oh well. Its an archive for a reason. I feel i should put this in the authors notes, but again, first time here. Wish me luck!

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