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[F4M] Either Pay Me In Gold, Human…OR I’M GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS! by OrangeFriendlyFrog
Fandoms: GWA - Fandom, Gone wild audio, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Nov 2023
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Summary
What’s an Adventurer fresh out of the Guild to do when his equipment gets all banged up by a nasty pack of Rust Monsters? Why, pay a visit to The Notched Ear for a fresh set of plate mail, of course! It has everything you need for any kind of adventure, even…
Hold on! These coins are FAKE!!
I hope you weren’t expecting to just waltz out of here and take advantage of a sweet little Goblin businesswoman’s skill and hospitality?
Well, at least you have some honor. Now…are you gonna pay for that armor with your coin purse, or your COIN PURSE?
